Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 1 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Yolk survives to win

Yolk took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Custard finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:19.440 9 +8 9 12.2
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:30.267 +10.83 4 +2 9 12.3
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 2:34.078 +14.64 5 +2 9 11.7
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:42.228 +22.79 12 +8 14 11.1
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:43.189 +23.75 10 +5 10 13.2
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:44.895 +25.46 1 -5 6 12.7
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:44.944 +25.50 7 0 7 18.2
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:45.816 +26.38 13 +5 12 13.2
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:49.240 +29.80 16 +7 19 12.0
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:13.984 +54.54 11 +1 7 10.8
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:20.567 +61.13 15 +4 12 11.6
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:21.917 +62.48 6 -6 3 21.5
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:29.261 +69.82 2 -11 4 14.1
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.673 +79.23 8 -6 6 11.1
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:39.501 +80.06 14 -1 6 13.2
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:12.555 +113.12 3 -13 2 21.9
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.3 contacts an event coming in.
4.333
Stubbs has the lead. Career record: 3 wins from 22, average finish 4.3.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 1-14-4-14-3.
12.072
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-10-8-5-4.
15.494
No idea what happened there. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-7-11.
19.294
They will not want to see that again.
23.350
And Chunk is off once more.
28.833
And it's Yolk in front now.
29.356
Yolk has it.
32.233
They are going to the line together.
35.633
Yolk takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Heel 1.589 Sweaty Gerald 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Stubbs 4.400 The Coaster 2.356
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 5.789 The Coaster 1.183
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Thick Rick 7.844 Thick Rick 1.727
The Drops Metal Thick Rick 9.494 Puck Yeah 1.489
Peg Field Metal Custard 11.778 Custard 1.550
The Pinball Table Metal Custard 13.194 Custard 1.416
Collision Funnel Metal Custard 21.539 Yolk 7.950
Smooth Descent Metal Custard 23.794 Yolk 2.239
Barrier Run Soft fabric Custard 25.433 Custard 1.639
Sweeping Curve Hard Custard 27.717 Yolk 2.189
Bounce Pads Metal Yolk 29.117 Yolk 1.428
Laundry Chute Metal Yolk 31.317 Yolk 2.200
Narrow Pipe Carpet Yolk 32.356 Yolk 1.039
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 3 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 11 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
21 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 6-6-8-5-6.
18.78
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
23 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 6-6-5-6-7.
20.78
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
21 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.5. Last five: 7-6-5-7-7.
19.83
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
20 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-12-5-9-7.
59.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
23 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-3-4-8-8.
33.12
6
The Kidney The Beans
22 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 8-4-3-4-14.
21.61
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
19 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-4-8-7-7.
48.09
1
The Unit Basement Heat
23 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-6-8-5.
27.98
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
19 starts, 2 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-1-3-1-3.
14.24
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
19 starts, 1 win, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-2-1-13-3.
6.59
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
21 starts, 6 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-7-4-2-1.
9.61
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
23 starts, 8 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-7-2-1-2.
7.87
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
19 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 2-9-2-1-2.
9.76
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
21 starts, 10 wins, average finish 2.6. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
4.13
21
Custard The Soft Boys
18 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 4-15-8-6-3.
46.58
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
25 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 4-14-8-14-6.
52.37

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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