Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 1

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:42.092 9 +8 32 11.3
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:44.833 +2.74 12 +10 40 11.3
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:45.575 +3.48 3 0 21 10.3
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.892 +3.80 4 0 16 11.1
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:48.392 +6.30 1 -4 21 10.6
6 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:49.250 +7.16 14 +8 43 11.4
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 4:00.908 +18.82 7 0 30 10.4
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 4:04.133 +22.04 5 -3 32 10.5
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 4:08.575 +26.48 6 -3 33 10.6
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 35 12.5
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -1 43 11.5
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 24 11.9
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -11 13 10.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +2 12 11.1
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 12 10.3
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 11 11.0
2.450
Tender Greg takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 104, average finish 6.3.
7.325
Crawlspace is losing bits.
12.092
Lil Nugget is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-2-7-3-1.
17.775
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
24.650
A new leader — Tender Greg.
28.950
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-15-12-7-7.
34.733
Up it goes.
40.050
Honey Mustard is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-2-1.
46.350
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
52.758
Butter Bean is airborne!
57.692
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:02.833
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 6-10-8-3-6.
1:07.050
Absolute carnage.
1:08.550
Yolk is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
1:15.517
Oh, that is a big one.
1:20.475
Stripped to the shell.
1:27.608
Absolute carnage.
1:32.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:36.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:41.000
That is Butter Bean taking Pilot Light with them.
1:45.467
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:49.983
Chunk is airborne!
1:53.142
That is Second Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:03.083
They will not want to see that again.
2:10.317
That has come off.
2:21.125
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:25.967
Chunk is airborne!
2:32.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:34.150
Puck Yeah is out, and Chunk did it.
2:40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
2:46.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:50.708
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:55.483
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:03.575
They will not want to see that again.
3:10.550
That is a long way off the ground.
3:18.508
Lil Nugget is in trouble.
3:22.092
One to go.
3:23.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:29.508
Extraordinary scenes.
3:36.192
Chunk is airborne!
3:37.692
Chunk will not be back.
3:39.092
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:42.092
It is Honey Mustard!
3:57.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 17.492 The Lieutenant 17.492
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 36.058 Honey Mustard 17.233
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 54.717 Lil Nugget 16.517
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:12.883 Puck Yeah 17.542
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:30.675 Chunk 16.834
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 1:50.033 The Lieutenant 16.434
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:09.275 Lil Nugget 16.442
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:28.008 Damp Kevin 18.275
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:44.192 Honey Mustard 16.184
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:04.408 The Lieutenant 15.433
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:22.092 Honey Mustard 17.684
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:42.092 The Lieutenant 16.566
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 18 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-4-4-5-3.
7.24
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
68 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 12-5-7-7-9.
218.74
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
72 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-1-5-3.
2.86
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
77 starts, 9 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 6-2-4-1-3.
3.47
22
Butter Bean The Beans
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-4-6-12.
149.81
6
The Kidney The Beans
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 6-8-10-5-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-8-6-8-8.
152.48
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-9-8-14-13.
77.04
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-5-8-7-8.
198.74
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 11-12-14-1-11.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
66 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-5-2-6-3.
6.97
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-14-11-11-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
69 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-4-5-4-4.
5.60
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-16-16-8-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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