Derby · Season 4 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win
Honey Mustard took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Lieutenant finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:42.092 | — | 9 | +8 | 32 | 11.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:44.833 | +2.74 | 12 | +10 | 40 | 11.3 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.575 | +3.48 | 3 | 0 | 21 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:45.892 | +3.80 | 4 | 0 | 16 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.392 | +6.30 | 1 | -4 | 21 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:49.250 | +7.16 | 14 | +8 | 43 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 4:00.908 | +18.82 | 7 | 0 | 30 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:04.133 | +22.04 | 5 | -3 | 32 | 10.5 |
| 9 | The Kidney | The Beans | 4:08.575 | +26.48 | 6 | -3 | 33 | 10.6 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 35 | 12.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 43 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 24 | 11.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.0 |
2.450
Tender Greg takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 104, average finish 6.3.
7.325
Crawlspace is losing bits.
12.092
Lil Nugget is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-2-7-3-1.
17.775
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
24.650
A new leader — Tender Greg.
28.950
Floppy Joe leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-15-12-7-7.
34.733
Up it goes.
40.050
Honey Mustard is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-4-1-2-1.
46.350
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
52.758
Butter Bean is airborne!
57.692
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:02.833
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 6-10-8-3-6.
1:07.050
Absolute carnage.
1:08.550
Yolk is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
1:15.517
Oh, that is a big one.
1:20.475
Stripped to the shell.
1:27.608
Absolute carnage.
1:32.450
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:36.258
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:41.000
That is Butter Bean taking Pilot Light with them.
1:45.467
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:49.983
Chunk is airborne!
1:53.142
That is Second Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
2:03.083
They will not want to see that again.
2:10.317
That has come off.
2:21.125
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:25.967
Chunk is airborne!
2:32.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:34.150
Puck Yeah is out, and Chunk did it.
2:40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
2:46.242
That is a long way off the ground.
2:50.708
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
2:55.483
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:03.575
They will not want to see that again.
3:10.550
That is a long way off the ground.
3:18.508
Lil Nugget is in trouble.
3:22.092
One to go.
3:23.950
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:29.508
Extraordinary scenes.
3:36.192
Chunk is airborne!
3:37.692
Chunk will not be back.
3:39.092
Here comes Honey Mustard.
3:42.092
It is Honey Mustard!
3:57.850
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 17.492 | The Lieutenant 17.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 36.058 | Honey Mustard 17.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 54.717 | Lil Nugget 16.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:12.883 | Puck Yeah 17.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:30.675 | Chunk 16.834 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:50.033 | The Lieutenant 16.434 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Lil Nugget | 2:09.275 | Lil Nugget 16.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:28.008 | Damp Kevin 18.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 2:44.192 | Honey Mustard 16.184 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:04.408 | The Lieutenant 15.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:22.092 | Honey Mustard 17.684 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Honey Mustard | 3:42.092 | The Lieutenant 16.566 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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