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Derby · Season 4 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win

The Unit took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Long John finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:10.558 — 8 +7 31 10.9
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:14.917 +4.36 2 0 17 10.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:16.550 +5.99 4 +1 15 10.7
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.750 +8.19 3 -1 23 10.7
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:20.325 +9.77 6 +1 35 10.7
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -5 21 10.5
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +8 20 11.1
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +1 28 10.9
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 23 11.3
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +1 20 11.6
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 19 11.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 11 10.1
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -1 12 11.5
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 15 10.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 9 9.8
— Refried Ron RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -11 1 9.7
2.583
That has come off.
8.400
Up it goes.
13.392
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-4-4.
18.017
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 4-9-8-5-8.
26.450
Pilot Light goes to the front.
30.975
Gravy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-3-2.
40.050
Look at Gravy go.
44.217
Refried Ron has put Tender Greg out. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-4-4.
49.008
Up it goes.
54.558
There is nothing left of it.
59.200
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 3-15-4-15-2.
1:05.342
That has come off.
1:08.508
That is Refried Ron taking Pilot Light with them.
1:15.025
That has come off.
1:20.050
Long John is coming through.
1:25.875
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:31.175
That is real damage.
1:36.617
There is nothing left of it.
1:39.750
Long John has put The Coaster out.
1:45.850
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
1:54.525
Squish is losing bits.
2:03.567
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
2:11.058
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
2:18.267
There goes a piece of Big Randy.
2:22.475
Second Sock leaves something behind.
2:28.125
Squish is out.
2:32.850
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:43.500
Last lap.
2:59.858
The Unit is losing bits.
3:04.983
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
3:07.558
The Unit is coming to the flag.
3:10.558
It is The Unit!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 25.958 Old Gristle 25.958
Smooth Descent Clay Pilot Light 53.142 Gravy 25.158
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 1:19.883 The Unit 24.658
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:48.758 Damp Kevin 26.266
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 2:16.533 The Unit 27.391
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 2:43.500 The Unit 26.967
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 3:10.558 Butter Bean 26.183
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 8 1/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 13 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 23 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
74 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 5-10-11-3-8.
33.48
7
Long John The Noodles
70 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-6-7-5-2.
7.73
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
75 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-3-3-1-1.
2.79
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
80 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 3-1-4-6-2.
2.53
5
Refried Ron The Beans
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-14-13-16-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
84 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 16-5-16-8-11.
174.85
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 8-14-10-15-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-10-13-6-3.
58.58
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-6-1-4-9.
58.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 2-9-10-4-2.
27.70
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
86 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 9-7-9-1-1.
20.49
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
75 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 10-13-5-12-8.
144.18
4
Wide Load The Pucks
71 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-6-1-4-5.
11.04
3
The Coaster The Pucks
75 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-9-14-7-6.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.4. Last five: 8-15-11-14-7.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
79 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 10-16-12-14-10.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
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7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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