Derby · Season 4 · Round 13
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Tube Sock finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:11.675 | — | 14 | +13 | 51 | 13.4 |
| 2 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.933 | +7.26 | 4 | +2 | 11 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.083 | +7.41 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:19.517 | +7.84 | 1 | -3 | 16 | 11.3 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.142 | +9.47 | 2 | -3 | 22 | 10.9 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +7 | 38 | 12.8 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +3 | 37 | 12.2 |
| — | Old Gristle RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +3 | 29 | 12.6 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +3 | 28 | 13.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -1 | 28 | 12.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 28 | 12.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 19 | 11.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 13 | 10.9 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 11 | 11.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 13 | 11.3 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.3 |
2.108
That has come off.
6.550
That is a long way off the ground.
13.958
That has come off.
18.725
That is real damage.
23.100
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
24.600
That is Refried Ron taking Tender Greg with them.
29.558
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
33.892
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 10-4-6-8-7.
38.175
That has come off.
45.625
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
50.050
Look at Chunk go.
51.550
Old Gristle has put Refried Ron out.
58.075
And that is Pilot Light finished.
1:03.592
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 9-2-13-2-3.
1:05.092
Radiator will not be back.
1:09.942
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:15.767
That has come off. Recent finishes: 1-10-1-1-13.
1:21.467
Stripped to the shell.
1:26.517
Old Gristle is airborne!
1:32.075
Custard has nothing left on it.
1:33.575
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
1:37.933
There goes a piece of The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-10-1-1-13.
1:39.892
Custard is out.
1:46.883
That is The Coaster taking Lil Nugget with them. Recent finishes: 3-2-4-2-16.
1:51.308
Thick Rick is losing bits.
1:56.267
They will not want to see that again.
2:01.642
That has come off.
2:04.783
Chunk is out.
2:10.050
You do not see that every day.
2:14.858
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.050
Long John is coming through.
2:25.133
That was always going to happen.
2:26.633
Wide Load has put Thick Rick out.
2:33.375
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:41.092
Up it goes.
2:45.417
The Coaster will not take much more.
2:50.108
Last lap.
2:56.733
And that is The Coaster finished.
3:03.875
Wide Load is airborne!
3:08.675
Wide Load has it.
3:11.675
Wide Load takes it!
3:21.075
Big Randy leaves something behind.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Custard | 14.617 | Custard 14.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 15.825 | Lil Nugget 0.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 30.233 | Chunk 13.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 45.975 | The Coaster 13.741 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:00.608 | Lil Nugget 14.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:17.475 | Old Gristle 13.266 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 1:33.592 | Old Gristle 14.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:01.708 | The Coaster 14.291 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:18.533 | Tube Sock 16.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:33.950 | The Coaster 15.417 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Coaster | 2:50.108 | Wide Load 15.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:11.675 | Wide Load 12.408 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 17 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
66 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 12-8-14-10-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-10-16-12-14.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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