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Derby · Season 4 · Round 15

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Gravy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.725 — 12 +11 29 12.4
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.808 +3.08 11 +9 30 12.3
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:26.967 +3.24 4 +1 2 10.6
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:31.325 +7.60 3 -1 1 10.2
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.608 +7.88 1 -4 1 10.1
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:31.858 +8.13 2 -4 1 10.6
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.867 +9.14 13 +6 18 11.8
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:38.383 +14.66 16 +8 20 11.4
9 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:39.358 +15.63 9 0 22 11.9
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:42.208 +18.48 10 0 28 11.2
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:44.650 +20.93 7 -4 6 10.6
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:49.858 +26.13 6 -6 9 10.6
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:51.000 +27.28 5 -8 6 10.3
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 29 12.0
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 12 10.4
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.4
3.092
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-15-1-1-14.
10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
20.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
24.858
That has come off.
30.050
Look at Big Randy go. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-6-6.
39.008
That has come off.
44.800
Gravy goes to the front.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-7-6.
54.600
Old Gristle takes the lead.
58.867
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:07.475
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 3-13-3-15-4.
1:14.383
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
1:19.233
The Coaster is airborne!
1:23.667
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-1-10-1-1.
1:28.125
Tender Greg is out, and The Heel did it.
1:34.483
That was always going to happen.
1:45.992
That has come off.
1:51.275
Custard is airborne!
1:57.492
It is coming apart now.
2:02.892
They will not want to see that again.
2:08.600
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:14.125
Gravy is losing bits.
2:18.400
Up it goes.
2:25.017
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:31.625
The Coaster is airborne!
2:37.808
Up it goes.
2:44.850
That has come off.
2:49.517
The Coaster is out, and Refried Ron did it.
2:56.000
One to go.
2:59.258
And that is Pilot Light finished.
3:05.850
Extraordinary scenes.
3:14.250
That is a long way off the ground.
3:20.725
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:23.583
Look at the state of it.
3:25.083
Old Gristle takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 22.817 Old Gristle 22.817
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 49.483 The Coaster 24.483
The Hairpin Clay Old Gristle 1:11.550 Old Gristle 20.750
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 1:34.733 Old Gristle 23.183
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:01.767 The Coaster 22.608
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:26.658 Wide Load 24.109
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:56.000 Gravy 24.325
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:23.725 Gravy 23.658
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 21 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 24 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
73 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-3-3-6-6.
6.69
1
Big Randy The Noodles
76 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.4. Last five: 2-6-5-10-11.
16.45
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
60 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 1-2-6-14-11.
14.22
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
77 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-5-4-3-3.
2.36
5
Refried Ron The Beans
65 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 10-14-13-16-15.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
86 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-9-16-5-16.
193.66
1
The Unit Basement Heat
69 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 15-10-13-6-3.
85.09
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-15-12-8-14.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
78 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-7-14-11-11.
161.87
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
74 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 3-2-9-10-4.
19.75
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
78 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 1-11-4-10-13.
25.41
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
86 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 9-7-9-1-1.
8.16
4
Wide Load The Pucks
72 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-4-6-1-4.
6.20
3
The Coaster The Pucks
78 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-13-2-11-9.
79.84
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 16-16-16-10-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
67 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 2-2-9-10-8.
40.45

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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