Derby · Season 4 · Round 22
Crossbones — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:16.958 | — | 3 | +2 | 23 | 10.8 |
| 2 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:17.550 | +0.59 | 2 | 0 | 28 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:18.625 | +1.67 | 15 | +12 | 26 | 11.2 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | +3 | 31 | 11.2 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -1 | 20 | 10.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +3 | 38 | 11.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +5 | 20 | 11.6 |
| — | The Lieutenant RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +3 | 26 | 12.1 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -4 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -2 | 10 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 15 | 11.5 |
| — | The Coaster RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 16 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 7 | 10.4 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 9 | 10.4 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -6 | 5 | 11.1 |
2.267
The Coaster is losing bits.
9.825
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 12-2-3-1-1.
14.075
Yolk is losing bits.
18.592
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 16-3-2-3-3.
23.200
There goes a piece of Yolk.
27.500
Crawlspace takes the lead.
31.767
Chunk is losing bits.
40.050
Pilot Light is on the move.
45.192
Look at the state of it.
49.417
Extraordinary scenes. That is 49 non-finishes in 126 career starts.
54.992
That has come off.
58.067
Yolk is out, and The Coaster did it.
1:03.308
Absolute carnage.
1:08.425
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:12.958
You do not see that every day.
1:18.117
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. That is 41 non-finishes in 123 career starts.
1:21.375
Slapper is out, and Honey Mustard did it. Recent finishes: 12-2-3-1-1.
1:26.667
Pilot Light is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:37.192
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:45.358
They will not want to see that again.
1:49.742
The Heel is losing bits.
1:51.242
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:57.600
There is nothing left of it.
2:02.933
You do not see that every day.
2:08.200
The Lieutenant is going nowhere.
2:12.058
That is The Heel taking Chunk with them.
2:18.367
The Heel is in trouble.
2:24.100
That is a long way off the ground.
2:33.525
It is coming apart now.
2:46.567
The Heel is out.
2:51.500
Custard goes to the front.
2:56.450
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
3:03.700
Crawlspace has nothing left on it.
3:09.425
Stopped, and in the way.
3:10.925
Crawlspace will not be back.
3:13.958
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:16.958
It is Damp Kevin!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crawlspace | 27.367 | Crawlspace 27.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 52.958 | Chunk 25.366 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:22.617 | Crawlspace 25.967 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 1:49.792 | Chunk 27.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Heel | 2:18.442 | Long John 27.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crawlspace | 2:48.517 | Long John 26.950 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:16.958 | Damp Kevin 27.691 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Basement Heat | 14 | 0/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
72 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 14-12-15-11-15.
219.30
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The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.
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