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Derby · Season 4 · Round 28

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:08.433 — 3 +2 6 9.2
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:09.583 +1.15 1 -1 9 9.4
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:10.383 +1.95 4 +1 3 9.3
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:10.500 +2.07 2 -2 7 9.0
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:14.550 +6.12 16 +11 28 10.0
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:16.975 +8.54 14 +8 36 10.1
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:21.417 +12.98 12 +5 31 9.9
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:23.125 +14.69 6 -2 18 9.2
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:23.425 +14.99 9 0 43 10.3
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:24.158 +15.73 7 -3 18 9.8
11 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:27.375 +18.94 11 0 36 10.2
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:28.350 +19.92 5 -7 18 9.3
13 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:31.233 +22.80 10 -3 39 11.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 9.5
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 26 10.1
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 9.7
4.700
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-12-2-3.
9.900
A new leader — Slapper. Career record: 62 wins from 131, average finish 3.2.
16.658
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-9-6.
22.742
Absolute carnage.
28.000
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 32 wins from 128, average finish 4.1.
34.642
Puck Yeah leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-1-1.
38.942
Slapper leaves something behind.
44.267
They felt that in the back row.
49.833
That has come off.
1:00.050
Extraordinary scenes.
1:05.567
Up it goes.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it.
1:16.808
And it all goes wrong.
1:22.642
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:28.842
That has come off.
1:37.275
Yolk is out, and Long John did it.
1:42.792
There is nothing left of it.
1:48.342
Slapper is airborne!
1:52.600
Oh, that is a big one.
1:57.742
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:02.417
That has come off.
2:07.158
That has come off.
2:12.842
Puck Yeah is in trouble.
2:19.433
That is real damage.
2:20.933
Puck Yeah will not be back.
2:25.408
Oh, that is a big one.
2:32.100
And that is Radiator finished.
2:42.617
That is a long way off the ground.
2:44.117
This is the last of it.
2:49.367
Custard leaves something behind.
2:54.500
That has come off.
3:00.225
Look at the state of it.
3:05.433
Here comes Second Sock.
3:06.533
Slapper will not take much more.
3:08.433
Second Sock takes it!
3:15.817
That is a long way off the ground.
3:20.708
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 23.817 Slapper 23.817
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 47.800 Yolk 22.850
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:11.575 The Heel 23.242
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:35.108 Honey Mustard 22.984
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:58.167 The Heel 22.950
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:21.008 The Lieutenant 22.433
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:44.050 Custard 22.967
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:08.433 Long John 22.666
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 18 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 24 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 5-15-4-2-6.
6.63
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
75 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-13-12-12-15.
64.98
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
85 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-3-4-3.
2.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
65 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-1-10-4-3.
6.81
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 14-13-13-8-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-10-12-13-5.
115.46
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-9-11-9-9.
144.94
4
Radiator Basement Heat
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-10-13-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-8-1-8-7.
33.41
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
77 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-6-9-6-11.
37.21
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
73 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 4-5-2-6-5.
5.86
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
87 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-7-2-5.
41.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
81 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-11-13-7-12.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
73 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-13-8-14-1.
98.35
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-14-15-14-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
76 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 2-5-5-8-4.
17.71

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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