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Derby · Season 4 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:53.575 — 13 +12 20 11.0
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:58.208 +4.63 14 +12 26 11.5
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 2:59.192 +5.62 10 +7 31 10.5
4 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:02.592 +9.02 11 +7 23 10.7
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:03.508 +9.93 12 +7 15 10.9
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:10.250 +16.68 9 +3 31 10.6
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:19.392 +25.82 16 +9 22 10.4
8 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.175 +37.60 4 -4 11 9.3
9 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:31.717 +38.14 5 -4 21 9.6
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 14 9.8
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 15 9.7
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -9 9 9.4
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 19 9.7
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 14 9.6
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -13 12 9.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 9.9
2.800
A new leader — Custard.
8.892
Up it goes.
13.425
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
19.042
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
29.558
Look at the state of it.
36.225
That is a long way off the ground.
40.483
Yolk is losing bits.
45.525
That is a long way off the ground.
50.050
That was always going to happen.
54.983
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 3-7-7-3-3.
59.108
Yolk is out, and The Unit did it.
1:04.492
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:13.467
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
1:18.333
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-2-2.
1:22.583
Up it goes.
1:27.608
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 15-6-8-8-7.
1:33.100
Lil Nugget goes to the front. Career record: 9 wins from 129, average finish 4.6.
1:38.375
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
1:42.683
That has come off. Recent finishes: 4-7-4-3-16.
1:47.075
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:53.633
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:58.292
Refried Ron is losing bits.
2:05.408
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:10.783
There goes a piece of Custard.
2:18.517
They felt that in the back row.
2:28.658
They felt that in the back row.
2:34.525
This is the last of it.
2:40.050
The Kidney is on the move.
2:45.975
Look at the state of it.
2:50.575
Wide Load has it.
2:51.025
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:52.833
The Unit has put Floppy Joe out.
2:54.333
It is Wide Load!
2:59.383
Up it goes.
3:09.467
You do not see that every day.
3:12.500
That is Second Sock taking Refried Ron with them.
3:30.633
Stripped to the shell.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 16.442 The Coaster 16.442
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 33.125 Lil Nugget 15.400
Smooth Descent Slick Gravy 51.350 Gravy 17.225
Smooth Descent Slick The Coaster 1:10.042 Honey Mustard 15.508
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:28.642 Wide Load 15.717
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:45.142 Wide Load 16.500
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:01.975 The Coaster 16.058
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:18.050 The Lieutenant 14.992
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:34.525 Wide Load 16.475
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:53.575 The Lieutenant 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 20 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
81 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 6-5-15-4-2.
15.56
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
76 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 12-2-13-12-12.
219.30
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
85 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-3-3-4-3.
4.38
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
86 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 7-4-9-2-4.
7.35
6
The Kidney The Beans
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-14-13-13-8.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
73 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-15-12-13-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 13-9-11-9-9.
136.12
1
The Unit Basement Heat
78 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-7-9-6-3.
43.79
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-8-1-8-7.
22.76
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
85 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-12-10-2-1.
111.04
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
74 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-4-5-2-6.
3.19
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
87 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-7-2-5.
21.14
4
Wide Load The Pucks
81 starts, 16 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 7-2-6-7-11.
4.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks
88 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 11-2-10-14-6.
53.99
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-14-15-14-14.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
77 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 11-2-5-5-8.
62.92

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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