Derby · Season 4 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:08.242 | — | 12 | +11 | 34 | 13.1 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:16.625 | +8.38 | 10 | +8 | 51 | 12.8 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.717 | +9.48 | 3 | 0 | 16 | 11.3 |
| 4 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:18.417 | +10.18 | 4 | 0 | 15 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:18.450 | +10.21 | 6 | +1 | 35 | 11.7 |
| 6 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.283 | +12.04 | 1 | -5 | 12 | 11.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -2 | 26 | 11.3 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -6 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +5 | 30 | 12.5 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 25 | 11.6 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 24 | 12.1 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 19 | 13.5 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 13 | 11.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 11.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 11 | 12.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 9 | 11.6 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne!
7.333
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
15.525
That is a long way off the ground.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go. Recent finishes: 1-1-10-1-1.
24.833
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-10-1-1.
29.367
Yolk leaves something behind.
30.867
Tender Greg will not be back.
35.200
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-14-2-8-4.
39.717
Yolk is in trouble. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-5-6.
41.900
Yolk is out.
46.425
Gravy leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 2-14-2-8-4.
48.692
Pilot Light is out, and Butter Bean did it.
55.283
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:00.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
1:04.250
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:05.750
Radiator is out.
1:10.050
You do not see that every day.
1:12.042
Puck Yeah is out.
1:16.450
Up it goes.
1:21.008
Gravy is losing bits.
1:30.050
Gravy is on the move.
1:31.550
Thick Rick has put Lil Nugget out.
1:40.758
Up it goes.
1:45.258
Gravy has nothing left on it.
1:49.575
Gravy will not be back.
1:56.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:02.733
That has come off.
2:04.233
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:12.067
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.425
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:28.558
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:33.717
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
2:38.292
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
2:43.342
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:44.842
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:47.075
Floppy Joe will not be back.
2:51.375
One to go.
2:57.900
Up it goes.
3:02.442
That was always going to happen.
3:05.242
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:07.333
That was always going to happen.
3:08.833
It is The Lieutenant!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Tender Greg | 13.558 | Tender Greg 13.558 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 29.083 | Puck Yeah 14.166 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 41.842 | Puck Yeah 12.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Puck Yeah | 57.708 | The Lieutenant 12.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:14.242 | The Lieutenant 13.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:31.492 | Gravy 14.767 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:48.308 | The Coaster 15.059 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:03.950 | Butter Bean 15.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:18.642 | The Lieutenant 14.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:34.408 | Sweaty Gerald 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:51.375 | Thick Rick 14.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:08.242 | The Lieutenant 16.867 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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