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Derby · Season 4 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Honey Mustard survives to win

Honey Mustard took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:26.983 — 10 +9 38 11.6
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:28.183 +1.20 13 +11 20 11.6
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:29.933 +2.95 3 0 5 10.6
4 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:30.350 +3.37 2 -2 4 10.4
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:30.650 +3.67 4 -1 4 10.7
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:32.475 +5.49 1 -5 0 10.3
7 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.042 +7.06 11 +4 32 12.3
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:35.467 +8.48 15 +7 24 10.9
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.458 +17.48 8 -1 12 10.6
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:45.983 +19.00 9 -1 29 11.4
11 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:47.150 +20.17 5 -6 11 10.6
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:49.442 +22.46 6 -6 12 10.6
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 12 10.5
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -2 22 11.9
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +1 12 11.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 14 11.6
2.317
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 14-1-7-2-1.
6.950
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 5-14-4-6-3.
12.058
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 7-11-6-5-7.
19.400
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
24.967
Honey Mustard is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-12-3-4-7.
30.050
Custard is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-14-4-6-3.
36.825
You do not see that every day.
48.250
A new leader — The Coaster.
53.625
You do not see that every day.
58.125
They felt that in the back row.
1:07.100
The Coaster takes the lead.
1:21.008
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:23.192
The Coaster has put Puck Yeah out.
1:28.425
That has come off.
1:40.050
Absolute carnage.
1:45.700
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:50.250
Extraordinary scenes.
1:54.808
There is nothing left of it.
1:59.342
Up it goes.
2:05.633
Gravy is losing bits.
2:13.700
That is a long way off the ground.
2:18.392
That is a long way off the ground.
2:22.717
Yolk is out, and Custard did it.
2:26.983
That is a long way off the ground.
2:34.925
That is real damage.
2:39.792
Chunk is out, and Long John did it.
2:46.483
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:51.625
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
2:59.183
They felt that in the back row.
3:01.842
One to go.
3:07.633
Up it goes.
3:16.067
Pilot Light is in trouble.
3:19.900
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:23.983
Honey Mustard is coming to the flag.
3:25.733
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:27.233
It is Honey Mustard!
3:31.433
The Kidney is losing bits.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 25.283 Puck Yeah 25.283
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 51.700 The Coaster 24.500
The Hairpin Clay The Coaster 1:15.033 The Coaster 23.333
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 1:42.200 Tube Sock 25.583
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:09.142 Gravy 25.433
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:35.467 Honey Mustard 23.950
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:01.842 Honey Mustard 22.558
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 3:26.983 Honey Mustard 23.425
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 21 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 1/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
85 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 4-9-6-2-6.
7.63
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
86 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-10-8-7-14.
132.11
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
90 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 4-3-4-3-7.
3.25
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
88 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-5-10-1.
1.93
5
Refried Ron The Beans
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 13-15-15-9-15.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 13-16-4-9-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-16-14-15-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-9-14-6-4.
165.40
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
87 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-5-6-5-8.
48.29
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
80 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-7-11-12-6.
37.04
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
87 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 7-7-7-2-5.
15.92
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-11-7-10-4.
203.52
3
The Coaster The Pucks
91 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-2-12-11-2.
33.27
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
84 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 11-16-11-16-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-13-3-11-2.
45.51
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
82 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 15-14-10-16-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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