Derby · Season 4 · Round 36
The Pinch — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win
Tube Sock took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Gravy finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.633 | — | 4 | +3 | 8 | 10.2 |
| 2 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:20.250 | +2.62 | 12 | +10 | 32 | 11.9 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:22.008 | +4.38 | 3 | 0 | 12 | 10.5 |
| 4 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:22.850 | +5.22 | 15 | +11 | 25 | 11.5 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:25.017 | +7.38 | 1 | -4 | 9 | 10.3 |
| 6 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:25.825 | +8.19 | 13 | +7 | 32 | 11.4 |
| 7 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:30.975 | +13.34 | 7 | 0 | 22 | 11.0 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -2 | 23 | 10.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -7 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 26 | 12.1 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -1 | 25 | 11.2 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 34 | 12.4 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.0 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 16 | 11.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 11.2 |
3.233
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Chunk is on the move.
16.033
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 2-3-12-3-4.
20.925
That has come off.
25.992
Honey Mustard is airborne!
33.675
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
42.058
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-13-4.
46.892
That has come off.
53.508
Oh, that is a big one.
57.883
Puck Yeah is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-2-1.
1:02.858
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-6-5-13-4.
1:08.067
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:12.575
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 5-7-11-6-5.
1:15.833
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:20.050
Look at Custard go.
1:24.900
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
1:30.050
Damp Kevin is on the move.
1:34.458
Look at the state of it.
1:39.525
It is coming apart now.
1:42.458
Puck Yeah is out.
1:47.475
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:52.408
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:57.000
Up it goes.
1:58.500
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:03.375
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:04.875
Honey Mustard is out, and The Kidney did it.
2:09.925
And that is Chunk finished.
2:14.950
That is real damage.
2:20.575
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:22.075
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:26.983
The Kidney leaves something behind.
2:34.667
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:41.050
Up it goes.
2:46.367
Crooked Pete will not take much more.
2:54.967
Extraordinary scenes.
2:56.467
This is the last of it.
2:58.583
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:03.900
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
3:09.575
Oh, that is a big one.
3:14.633
Tube Sock is coming to the flag.
3:17.633
It is Tube Sock!
3:21.242
The Kidney will not be back.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 19.983 | Tender Greg 19.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 40.892 | Tube Sock 20.716 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 1:05.392 | Puck Yeah 20.975 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 1:28.350 | Honey Mustard 21.058 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 1:50.583 | Gravy 19.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:12.542 | Gravy 19.508 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:34.767 | Damp Kevin 21.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 2:56.267 | Gravy 20.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tube Sock | 3:17.633 | Tube Sock 21.366 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 21 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Nuggets | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-16-14-15-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-12-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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38m
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11m
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8m
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Smooth Descent
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11m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.
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