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Derby · Season 4 · Round 37

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:32.642 — 12 +11 42 11.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:33.933 +1.29 14 +12 48 12.0
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:41.142 +8.50 1 -2 44 10.7
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:45.325 +12.68 4 0 52 10.5
5 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.350 +13.71 3 -2 54 10.6
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:56.350 +23.71 10 +4 44 11.7
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +2 52 12.0
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +3 18 12.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +4 15 11.2
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 26 10.2
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 25 10.4
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 22 11.5
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -11 13 10.7
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 12 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 11 9.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -8 12 9.6
1.742
Yolk is losing bits.
6.700
That has come off. Recent finishes: 11-3-14-1-7.
12.367
They felt that in the back row.
17.200
Stubbs goes to the front.
21.475
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 14-8-8-1-8.
25.700
You do not see that every day.
27.200
That is Gravy taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 14-8-8-1-8.
29.817
That is Crooked Pete taking Yolk with them. Recent finishes: 12-4-5-9-4.
31.317
Pilot Light is out, and Long John did it. Recent finishes: 8-6-16-8-8.
37.358
That has come off.
45.050
A new leader — Gravy.
49.750
There is nothing protecting Crooked Pete now.
53.158
Crooked Pete is out, and Stubbs did it.
59.808
That is a long way off the ground.
1:07.233
It is coming apart now.
1:11.625
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
1:16.283
Wide Load has put Puck Yeah out.
1:17.783
Custard is out.
1:19.283
The Kidney is out, and Sweaty Gerald did it.
1:20.783
The Kidney has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:26.625
That is a long way off the ground.
1:31.392
Chunk will not be back.
1:36.767
That was always going to happen.
1:43.900
Wide Load takes the lead.
1:48.292
Gravy leaves something behind.
1:53.200
A new leader — Gravy.
2:05.858
That has come off.
2:10.892
Extraordinary scenes.
2:20.050
Long John is coming through.
2:29.275
Long John leaves something behind.
2:34.000
A new leader — Wide Load.
2:47.492
They felt that in the back row.
2:55.575
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
3:00.892
They will not want to see that again.
3:09.250
Gravy takes the lead.
3:10.750
Last lap.
3:17.225
Stubbs is in trouble.
3:24.050
They felt that in the back row.
3:29.642
Gravy has it.
3:32.642
Gravy wins the derby.
3:35.325
Tube Sock has put Stubbs out.
3:48.325
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 21.867 Thick Rick 21.867
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 46.042 Gravy 20.884
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:05.758 Chunk 18.300
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:24.908 Chunk 19.150
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:57.142 Gravy 21.934
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:23.925 Long John 23.867
Smooth Descent Clay Wide Load 2:45.117 Wide Load 21.175
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:10.092 Gravy 23.150
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:32.642 Thick Rick 21.617
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 11 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
87 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 10-2-4-9-6.
8.83
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
86 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-10-8-7-14.
219.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
91 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 8-4-3-4-3.
5.38
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
88 starts, 13 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 1-1-5-10-1.
2.42
6
The Kidney The Beans
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-12-13-16-4.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
86 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.3. Last five: 11-15-13-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
77 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-16-14-15-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
98 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-16-12-9-14.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
83 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 13-8-8-5-7.
35.44
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
87 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 16-5-6-5-8.
43.39
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 8-11-7-10-4.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
89 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-7-7-7.
23.61
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
85 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 15-11-16-11-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
84 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.2. Last five: 1-2-1-7-2.
3.29
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
84 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-16-15-14-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
82 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-5-7-13-3.
49.97

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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