Derby · Season 4 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Lil Nugget finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:25.450 | — | 13 | +12 | 32 | 12.1 |
| 2 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:40.992 | +15.54 | 10 | +8 | 36 | 12.3 |
| 3 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:41.075 | +15.63 | 4 | +1 | 18 | 10.7 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.533 | +21.08 | 3 | -1 | 15 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:50.350 | +24.90 | 15 | +10 | 26 | 11.5 |
| 6 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:51.217 | +25.77 | 9 | +3 | 36 | 11.9 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:58.425 | +32.98 | 5 | -2 | 32 | 10.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 29 | 11.8 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 23 | 10.4 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 19 | 12.3 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +1 | 20 | 12.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 11 | 11.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -13 | 13 | 10.3 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 10.8 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
16.650
Tender Greg takes the lead.
21.800
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 42 wins from 143, average finish 3.9.
26.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.167
Gravy is airborne!
38.700
Slapper leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 12-1-1-2-1.
45.933
Slapper is airborne! Recent finishes: 12-1-1-2-1.
50.292
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-4-4-5-14.
55.175
Gravy is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-4-3-2-2.
1:00.383
Tender Greg is losing bits.
1:04.783
They felt that in the back row.
1:09.258
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:13.675
Slapper is airborne!
1:18.383
Extraordinary scenes.
1:19.883
Second Sock has put Pilot Light out.
1:25.233
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:29.558
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:34.408
That is a long way off the ground.
1:35.908
Radiator is out.
1:40.733
Up it goes.
1:45.000
Floppy Joe is in trouble.
1:50.042
Tender Greg will not take much more.
1:52.258
And that is Tender Greg finished.
1:57.283
That is Second Sock taking Floppy Joe with them.
1:58.783
Crooked Pete is out.
2:02.192
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:07.708
Up it goes.
2:19.158
Gravy is out.
2:25.425
There is nothing left of it.
2:32.608
Absolute carnage.
2:37.017
Up it goes.
2:49.058
You do not see that every day.
2:54.958
Oh, that is a big one.
2:59.375
Slapper will not take much more.
3:03.933
This is the last of it.
3:12.650
Custard is losing bits.
3:16.883
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
3:22.450
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:22.858
They felt that in the back row.
3:24.867
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:26.367
The Coaster wins the derby.
3:33.475
Sweaty Gerald is out.
3:38.725
That has come off.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Chunk | 22.958 | Chunk 22.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 43.233 | Gravy 19.566 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:04.633 | Chunk 20.391 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:26.958 | The Coaster 21.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:52.583 | The Coaster 21.717 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:14.883 | The Coaster 20.466 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 2:39.758 | Lil Nugget 23.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 3:03.933 | Lil Nugget 23.125 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 9 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
78 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 12-10-16-14-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 11-16-16-12-16.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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