Derby · Season 4 · Round 43
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win
Thick Rick took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Stubbs finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:01.917 | — | 10 | +9 | 52 | 12.7 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:13.025 | +11.11 | 9 | +7 | 42 | 13.0 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:18.225 | +16.31 | 2 | -1 | 10 | 11.3 |
| 4 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.900 | +16.98 | 4 | 0 | 18 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.900 | +17.98 | 3 | -2 | 12 | 11.2 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:20.258 | +18.34 | 6 | 0 | 35 | 11.2 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:21.808 | +19.89 | 1 | -6 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -3 | 25 | 11.6 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +3 | 29 | 12.8 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 25 | 12.9 |
| — | Wide Load RUNNING | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 17 | 12.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +3 | 19 | 12.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 12 | 12.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -7 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 10 | 12.6 |
| — | Chunk RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -5 | 10 | 11.1 |
2.108
That has come off.
6.500
Up it goes.
11.000
Stubbs is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-4-2-2-4.
15.325
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
24.433
There goes a piece of The Heel. Recent finishes: 5-13-6-6-7.
30.050
Custard is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-4-4.
32.583
And that is Tender Greg finished.
38.508
Chunk has stalled.
43.408
That is Stubbs taking Pilot Light with them. Recent finishes: 8-15-8-10-7.
44.908
That is Big Randy taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 5-8-7-7-14.
50.050
Slapper is on the move.
54.592
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
59.967
The Kidney leaves something behind.
1:05.392
That has come off.
1:09.867
Custard is in trouble.
1:17.258
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:18.758
Wide Load has put Custard out.
1:24.600
Gravy goes to the front.
1:29.092
Stripped to the shell.
1:34.042
Look at the state of it.
1:39.725
Look at the state of it.
1:44.050
Thick Rick takes the lead.
1:50.633
Slapper is out.
1:55.150
Up it goes.
1:59.733
Gravy has nothing left on it.
2:04.408
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
2:10.050
Look at Sweaty Gerald go.
2:11.550
Gravy will not be back.
2:17.783
Absolute carnage.
2:22.308
Extraordinary scenes.
2:29.983
That is Second Sock taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:36.175
That has come off.
2:40.450
Thick Rick is losing bits.
2:44.608
Last lap.
2:49.342
That has come off.
2:55.983
Big Randy is losing bits.
2:58.917
Thick Rick is coming to the flag.
3:01.275
Crooked Pete has nothing left on it.
3:02.775
Thick Rick wins the derby.
3:18.683
There is nothing protecting The Heel now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 13.275 | Gravy 13.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 29.492 | Wide Load 14.175 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 43.592 | Gravy 14.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 58.558 | Thick Rick 14.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:14.675 | Stubbs 14.141 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 1:30.058 | Thick Rick 14.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:44.842 | Thick Rick 14.642 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:00.333 | Gravy 15.291 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 2:15.358 | Thick Rick 14.841 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 2:30.117 | Thick Rick 14.759 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 2:44.608 | Thick Rick 14.491 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 3:01.917 | Stubbs 15.842 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
80 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-14-12-10-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-11-16-16-12.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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