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Derby · Season 4 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Coaster finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:27.883 — 4 +3 3 10.5
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:28.342 +0.46 13 +11 27 11.7
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:29.867 +1.98 2 -1 0 10.5
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:30.400 +2.52 12 +8 35 12.1
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.708 +2.83 3 -2 1 11.0
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:32.075 +4.19 1 -5 2 10.7
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:37.950 +10.07 9 +2 36 12.0
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:38.467 +10.58 10 +2 32 11.5
9 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:44.858 +16.98 5 -4 12 10.8
10 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:46.817 +18.93 7 -3 12 10.4
11 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:49.767 +21.88 6 -5 12 10.7
12 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:50.142 +22.26 8 -4 8 10.1
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +1 16 12.4
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 12 11.5
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 16 12.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 11.1
3.333
They felt that in the back row.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-12.
19.050
A new leader — Puck Yeah.
23.542
Radiator leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 6-5-13-6-11.
28.550
There goes a piece of Yolk.
34.100
Radiator is losing bits.
40.050
There is nothing left of it.
48.100
They will not want to see that again.
52.508
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
57.350
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 33 wins from 118, average finish 3.9.
1:02.175
That is real damage. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-12.
1:07.183
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 6-5-13-6-11.
1:13.817
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.100
Gravy is losing bits.
1:25.025
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:30.075
Tender Greg is out, and Long John did it.
1:38.950
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:43.925
Look at the state of it.
1:48.950
Puck Yeah goes to the front.
1:53.400
Chunk is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:58.658
There is nothing left of it.
2:08.058
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.950
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:23.075
That is real damage.
2:24.575
Yolk is out.
2:32.242
Absolute carnage.
2:35.400
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:41.350
Gravy takes the lead.
2:48.250
The Coaster takes the lead.
2:53.167
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:57.883
There is nothing left of it.
3:01.608
One to go.
3:07.817
Gravy leaves something behind.
3:12.458
Up it goes.
3:21.433
That has come off.
3:24.883
Tube Sock has it.
3:26.383
Right on the line.
3:27.883
Tube Sock wins the derby.
3:32.617
You do not see that every day.
3:44.808
Radiator is in trouble.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Puck Yeah 24.708 Puck Yeah 24.708
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 52.658 Chunk 24.850
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 1:15.083 Gravy 21.075
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:42.167 Puck Yeah 24.400
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:08.567 The Coaster 24.408
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:32.467 Puck Yeah 23.900
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:01.608 Tube Sock 25.242
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:27.883 Tube Sock 25.441
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 15 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 10-11-3-8-1.
33.34
7
Long John The Noodles
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-4-4-5-3.
4.86
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
72 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-1-5-3.
1.88
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
73 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-7-3-6.
3.64
22
Butter Bean The Beans
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-4-6-12.
173.33
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-15-16-9-11.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-9-15-13.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-5-8-7-8.
124.86
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
66 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-9-8-14-13.
60.59
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
57 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.3. Last five: 11-12-14-1-11.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
73 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-8-4-9.
23.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks
72 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-6-2-15-6.
49.22
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
75 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.0. Last five: 16-14-11-11-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
69 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.1. Last five: 14-16-16-8-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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