Derby · Season 4 · Round 7
Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Lieutenant finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:27.575 | — | 11 | +10 | 35 | 12.3 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:42.117 | +14.54 | 12 | +10 | 32 | 11.8 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:43.125 | +15.55 | 9 | +6 | 52 | 11.9 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.025 | +17.45 | 4 | 0 | 54 | 10.8 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.375 | +19.80 | 3 | -2 | 55 | 10.3 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:51.442 | +23.87 | 5 | -1 | 72 | 10.9 |
| — | Long John RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 35 | 10.7 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 38 | 11.2 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 33 | 10.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 20 | 11.5 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +3 | 17 | 11.9 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 12 | 10.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 17 | 9.9 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 11 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 11 | 9.2 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 9 | 9.9 |
1.742
Yolk is losing bits.
7.467
That is a long way off the ground.
12.833
They felt that in the back row.
18.517
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 15-2-10-3-15.
23.300
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
26.725
Honey Mustard has put Tender Greg out.
29.492
That is Honey Mustard taking Pilot Light with them.
33.900
That has come off.
40.050
Thick Rick is on the move.
44.808
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 15-2-10-3-15.
47.025
That is Puck Yeah taking Yolk with them. Recent finishes: 5-4-4-6-5.
51.675
There is nothing left of it.
56.558
The Kidney is out, and Floppy Joe did it. Recent finishes: 6-5-11-8-4.
1:02.050
The Coaster leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 13-1-1-1-10.
1:06.392
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:07.892
Floppy Joe is out, and Tube Sock did it.
1:12.725
That has come off.
1:19.025
You do not see that every day.
1:24.575
That has come off.
1:29.275
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:37.317
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:42.108
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
1:43.917
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:50.125
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:03.542
That has come off.
2:08.058
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:12.933
That is Tube Sock taking Crawlspace with them.
2:16.525
Honey Mustard will not be back.
2:21.925
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:30.525
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
2:47.617
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:54.517
That has come off.
3:03.392
You do not see that every day.
3:04.892
One to go.
3:09.167
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:19.225
Look at the state of it.
3:24.575
Gravy is coming to the flag.
3:27.092
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:28.592
Gravy takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Puck Yeah | 20.133 | Puck Yeah 20.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 43.142 | Gravy 17.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:07.042 | The Coaster 19.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:29.692 | Gravy 20.359 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:52.883 | Gravy 23.191 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:16.125 | Thick Rick 22.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:41.700 | Butter Bean 24.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:04.242 | Thick Rick 21.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:27.575 | Butter Bean 23.042 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 19 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 21 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
61 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-13-14-16-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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14m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
8m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.
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