Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 4 · Round 8

The Dogbone — Team Pack Race

Dogbone Junction · The Dogbone · 143 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:10.792 4 +3 6 9.4
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:10.983 +0.19 1 -1 8 9.3
3 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:15.050 +4.26 2 -1 5 9.0
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:15.600 +4.81 3 -1 3 9.4
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:15.658 +4.87 11 +6 22 10.1
6 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:16.225 +5.43 16 +10 25 10.4
7 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:17.767 +6.98 13 +6 30 10.4
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:21.167 +10.38 14 +6 31 10.4
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:22.025 +11.23 9 0 33 10.2
10 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.158 +15.37 12 +2 32 10.6
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:26.833 +16.04 7 -4 19 9.3
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:29.167 +18.38 6 -6 17 9.3
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:29.642 +18.85 5 -8 26 11.4
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -4 33 11.1
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -7 13 8.9
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 11 10.6
3.300
That has come off.
10.050
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 15-2-10-3-15.
16.908
Thick Rick is airborne!
25.508
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-4-4-4-12.
29.750
A new leader — Thick Rick. Career record: 10 wins from 115, average finish 5.4.
34.233
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 6-16-6-5-13.
39.308
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-16-3-3-16.
47.125
Absolute carnage.
51.450
That was always going to happen.
1:00.050
Tube Sock is coming through.
1:04.842
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:11.367
They felt that in the back row.
1:16.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:18.900
Long John has put Tender Greg out.
1:25.208
Big Randy is losing bits.
1:29.767
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:37.533
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:44.608
Absolute carnage.
1:50.050
Look at Big Randy go.
1:56.742
That has come off.
2:01.217
Absolute carnage.
2:06.500
The Coaster is airborne!
2:10.917
That is a long way off the ground.
2:17.933
Up it goes.
2:24.058
That has come off.
2:30.050
There is nothing left of it.
2:35.500
Radiator leaves something behind.
2:40.050
The Coaster is coming through.
2:47.308
Radiator is in trouble.
2:48.808
This is the last of it.
2:51.708
Lil Nugget has put Radiator out.
2:56.600
It is coming apart now.
3:01.208
Big Randy is losing bits.
3:06.017
Gravy is losing bits.
3:07.792
Tube Sock has it.
3:09.292
Nothing in it!
3:10.792
Lil Nugget will not be back.
3:12.292
It is Tube Sock!
3:17.575
The Coaster is airborne!
3:22.558
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 23.500 Thick Rick 23.500
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 45.550 The Coaster 21.617
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:11.925 Long John 23.184
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:34.092 The Lieutenant 22.167
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 2:00.892 Custard 23.525
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:24.075 Gravy 22.709
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:47.492 Long John 22.184
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:10.792 Tube Sock 23.267
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 5 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 22 1/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
66 starts, 4 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-4-4-5-3.
5.11
1
Big Randy The Noodles
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.5. Last five: 10-11-3-8-1.
43.78
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
72 starts, 10 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-1-5-3.
2.29
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
73 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-1-7-3-6.
4.46
6
The Kidney The Beans
68 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 6-8-10-5-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
80 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-10-4-6-12.
185.78
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
71 starts, 0 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-8-6-8-8.
164.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat
81 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-13-9-15-13.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
71 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 10-4-2-6-11.
71.28
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
73 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 11-5-8-7-8.
204.98
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
66 starts, 14 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-5-2-6-3.
12.39
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
73 starts, 10 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-12-8-4-9.
69.21
3
The Coaster The Pucks
72 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-6-2-15-6.
101.33
4
Wide Load The Pucks
69 starts, 15 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 1-4-5-4-4.
9.19
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
75 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 10-16-16-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-10-8-5-11.
73.87

Course preview

8 sections · 143 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
12m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.

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