Derby · Season 4 · Round 9
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Honey Mustard wins at The Cold Store
Honey Mustard took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Wide Load finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:58.950 | — | 9 | +8 | 29 | 10.9 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:59.408 | +0.46 | 14 | +12 | 13 | 11.2 |
| 3 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:03.108 | +4.16 | 13 | +10 | 23 | 11.6 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:04.808 | +5.86 | 12 | +8 | 17 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3:07.100 | +8.15 | 11 | +6 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:11.192 | +12.24 | 10 | +4 | 17 | 10.5 |
| 7 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:20.417 | +21.47 | 16 | +9 | 23 | 10.0 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:27.225 | +28.28 | 2 | -6 | 12 | 9.2 |
| 9 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:29.625 | +30.68 | 3 | -6 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 10 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:29.633 | +30.68 | 4 | -6 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 11 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 3:33.067 | +34.12 | 7 | -4 | 11 | 10.0 |
| 12 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:33.150 | +34.20 | 1 | -11 | 10 | 9.2 |
| 13 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:33.600 | +34.65 | 5 | -8 | 14 | 10.0 |
| 14 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:33.842 | +34.89 | 6 | -8 | 24 | 9.6 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 13 | 9.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 9.7 |
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-4-3-1-2.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-5-2.
14.808
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-4-4-5-2.
20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
26.408
The Coaster is airborne! Recent finishes: 1-1-13-1-1.
30.733
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 5-7-6-2-5.
36.083
You do not see that every day.
42.092
That is a long way off the ground.
46.933
That has come off.
52.767
Pilot Light is losing bits.
56.983
Up it goes.
1:03.642
That is a long way off the ground.
1:08.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:14.308
That has come off.
1:19.342
Squish is losing bits.
1:24.400
Chunk goes to the front.
1:27.667
Tender Greg is out.
1:31.925
Up it goes.
1:42.233
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:46.792
Pilot Light is losing bits.
1:51.658
That is a long way off the ground.
1:56.267
Radiator will not take much more.
2:03.500
Honey Mustard takes the lead.
2:07.558
That is Sweaty Gerald taking Radiator with them.
2:18.258
You do not see that every day.
2:22.467
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:29.192
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
2:37.092
Wide Load is airborne!
2:39.600
Last lap.
2:43.842
That is a long way off the ground.
2:48.683
That is a long way off the ground.
2:53.633
That is a long way off the ground.
2:55.950
Honey Mustard is coming to the flag.
2:57.450
Right on the line.
2:58.950
It is Honey Mustard!
3:13.525
The Kidney is losing bits.
3:23.042
Absolute carnage.
3:27.342
The Kidney leaves something behind.
3:32.917
Pilot Light will not take much more.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Tender Greg | 17.875 | Tender Greg 17.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Chunk | 35.167 | Chunk 16.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Lil Nugget | 52.592 | Lil Nugget 15.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Lil Nugget | 1:10.142 | The Lieutenant 16.225 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:30.250 | Honey Mustard 16.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 1:48.100 | Wide Load 16.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 2:06.133 | The Coaster 16.908 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 2:22.908 | Honey Mustard 16.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 2:39.600 | The Lieutenant 15.675 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Honey Mustard | 2:58.950 | Wide Load 16.325 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 19 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.7. Last five: 15-15-13-14-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
76 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 14-10-16-16-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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