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Floor · Season 3 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Chunk wins at The Patio

Chunk took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Butter Bean finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 1 2.6
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 6 +4 0 2.9
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 53.308 — 11 +8 13 9.3
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 53.300 — 2 -2 13 10.0
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 51.025 — 1 -4 0 11.3
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 50.175 — 16 +10 3 11.8
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 49.058 — 4 -3 15 12.0
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 46.600 — 9 +1 10 12.9
9 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 43.917 — 14 +5 3 14.8
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 40.950 — 10 0 8 15.1
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 32.833 — 8 -3 10 19.2
12 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 32.833 — 15 +3 6 19.2
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 31.875 — 5 -8 3 19.2
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 30.500 — 7 -7 5 18.7
15 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 24.450 — 3 -12 10 18.6
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 16.808 — 13 -3 7 18.5
0.000
Here we go.
5.258
Crawlspace is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 5-11-5-5-7.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.583
That is as close as it gets.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
16.808
Slapper goes in.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.525
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 10-8-8-5-11.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.925
That is Second Sock finished.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.500
The Unit goes in.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.900
The Kidney goes in. Recent finishes: 6-9-6-6-5.
31.967
There goes another one.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.300
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 5-11-5-5-7.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.700
That is Tender Greg finished. Recent finishes: 4-5-4-4-4.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
The floor is getting smaller.
38.383
The floor is getting smaller.
39.400
Look at the state of it.
40.408
Another panel gone.
40.950
In goes Stubbs.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
The floor is getting smaller.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
43.917
Puck Yeah is gone.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.600
Honey Mustard goes in.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.058
That is Tube Sock finished.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.458
That is Squish finished.
50.750
No idea what happened there.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
51.858
That is Floppy Joe finished.
52.500
Extraordinary scenes.
53.300
Long John is gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Absolute carnage.
54.700
That is The Lieutenant finished.
56.100
Two left.
1:08.208
Chunk is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 18 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-15-6-12-3.
31.06
7
Long John The Noodles
49 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-6-10-5-13.
15.45
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-12-16-3-4.
11.37
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
44 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 8-14-4-12-14.
12.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
49 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 1-5-1-9-7.
8.47
22
Butter Bean The Beans
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-11-4-13-11.
11.54
1
The Unit Basement Heat
51 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 13-12-6-7-3.
24.12
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
57 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-14-3-3-13.
15.26
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
52 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 12-16-14-16-2.
46.73
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
53 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-12-5-2-7.
6.39
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
51 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-8-14-13-7.
12.61
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
50 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-11-12-5-1.
19.69
8
Slapper The Pucks
48 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-2-8-11-13.
21.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-9-4-8-8.
10.90
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
52 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-14-15-9-6.
32.23
2
Squish The Soft Boys
55 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-5-2-14-5.
11.71

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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