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Floor · Season 3 · Round 17

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Mezzanine

Floppy Joe took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Wide Load finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 1:04.750 — 2 +1 0 1.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:02.742 — 14 +12 0 4.2
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 56.092 — 1 -2 5 10.1
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 43.625 — 6 +2 2 14.4
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 37.217 — 13 +8 1 17.9
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 37.125 — 10 +4 1 17.8
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 32.583 — 4 -3 1 18.7
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 30.875 — 8 0 1 17.5
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 27.842 — 3 -6 0 17.3
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 27.292 — 9 -1 3 18.9
11 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 27.283 — 16 +5 1 18.8
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 24.217 — 11 -1 3 18.8
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 20.483 — 15 +2 7 18.8
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 20.358 — 7 -7 1 18.7
15 The Kidney BEA The Beans 14.208 — 5 -10 0 18.7
16 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 11.750 — 12 -4 3 19.5
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 6-8-8-7-14.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.617
Extraordinary scenes.
8.108
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 2-3-1-1-1.
9.200
Less of it every time you look.
10.750
Another panel gone.
11.750
That is Chunk finished.
12.275
Less of it every time you look.
13.783
The floor is getting smaller.
14.208
The Kidney is gone.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
17.817
Crawlspace has lost it. Recent finishes: 4-5-11-5-5.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.358
That is Crawlspace finished. Recent finishes: 4-5-11-5-5.
20.917
The floor is getting smaller.
21.758
Tender Greg is gone.
22.275
It is chaos out there.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.217
The Lieutenant goes in. Recent finishes: 2-4-1-13-1.
24.933
There goes another one.
26.233
Absolute carnage.
27.283
That is Yolk finished.
27.517
Another panel gone.
28.683
Honey Mustard is gone.
28.775
There goes another one.
30.017
Another panel gone.
30.083
In goes The Heel.
31.242
Another panel gone.
31.483
The Unit is gone.
32.450
There goes another one.
32.883
Second Sock goes in.
33.642
Extraordinary scenes.
34.817
You do not see that every day.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.125
Another panel gone.
37.125
That is Lil Nugget finished.
38.250
Another panel gone.
38.525
Puck Yeah is gone.
39.367
Look at the state of it.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
41.558
Less of it every time you look.
42.633
There goes another one.
43.625
Refried Ron goes in.
43.692
Less of it every time you look.
44.742
Less of it every time you look.
45.775
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
46.800
There goes another one.
47.808
Another panel gone.
48.808
There goes another one.
49.792
The floor is getting smaller.
50.775
Well, that was always going to happen.
51.733
The floor is getting smaller.
52.692
The floor is getting smaller.
53.642
There goes another one.
54.575
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.500
The floor is getting smaller.
56.092
Crooked Pete goes in.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.492
One panel each.
1:02.742
Wide Load goes in.
1:04.750
Floppy Joe takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Crooked Pete 37.125 Crooked Pete 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Crooked Pete 53.642 Crooked Pete 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 4 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 7 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 19 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 24 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
43 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 15-1-12-5-16.
16.98
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
61 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 5-14-15-6-12.
17.04
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
52 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-2-6-16-1.
6.65
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
60 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-12-16-3-4.
10.56
6
The Kidney The Beans
50 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.8. Last five: 16-1-5-1-9.
21.81
5
Refried Ron The Beans
58 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 11-9-2-5-8.
17.75
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
57 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-14-3-3-13.
22.41
1
The Unit Basement Heat
52 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.4. Last five: 8-13-12-6-7.
19.96
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
53 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 4-12-16-14-16.
26.98
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
44 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.8. Last five: 7-5-11-10-2.
5.56
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
51 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-8-14-13-7.
12.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
50 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 7-11-12-5-1.
16.01
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
46 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 10-9-4-8-8.
16.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks
58 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-7-8-16-9.
16.29
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
52 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 14-14-15-9-6.
40.50
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
53 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-3-11-2-8.
13.94

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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