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Floor · Season 3 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Chunk wins at The Patio

Chunk took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 11 +10 0 2.8
2 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 1:08.208 — 10 +8 0 2.5
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 1:08.208 — 2 -1 0 0.8
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 54.567 — 16 +12 15 9.8
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 51.033 — 6 +1 0 11.4
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 50.175 — 9 +3 1 11.8
7 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 46.608 — 14 +7 8 13.0
8 The Kidney BEA The Beans 45.642 — 5 -3 0 13.9
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 43.908 — 8 -1 3 14.7
10 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 43.067 — 3 -7 15 15.1
11 Long John NOO The Noodles 40.983 — 1 -10 2 14.8
12 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 34.867 — 13 +1 10 17.4
13 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 32.842 — 12 -1 6 19.2
14 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 31.583 — 15 +1 7 18.3
15 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 24.475 — 7 -8 8 18.7
16 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.250 — 4 -12 6 15.8
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
10.792
And it all goes wrong.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.250
Tube Sock is gone. Recent finishes: 8-7-7-9-8.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.433
Crawlspace is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 15-8-8-8-8.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.833
Crawlspace goes in.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.392
Nowhere left for Custard to go. Recent finishes: 5-14-4-6-3.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.792
Custard is gone.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.192
In goes The Lieutenant. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-4.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.867
Wide Load is gone. Recent finishes: 2-16-1-1-2.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.983
Long John goes in.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.067
In goes Damp Kevin.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
There goes another one.
44.467
Radiator goes in.
45.275
Another panel gone.
45.867
That is The Kidney finished.
46.208
Extraordinary scenes.
47.142
There goes another one.
47.267
Puck Yeah goes in.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Another panel gone.
50.175
Honey Mustard goes in.
50.750
Another panel gone.
51.575
Refried Ron is gone.
51.625
The floor is getting smaller.
52.500
Another panel gone.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Less of it every time you look.
54.567
Tender Greg is gone.
1:08.208
Chunk is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 19 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
54 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-14-4-6-11.
13.62
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
46 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 15-16-8-15-1.
31.68
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-14-11-11-10.
46.68
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
49 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 7-15-12-6-3.
17.83
6
The Kidney The Beans
54 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 13-8-9-5-16.
25.43
5
Refried Ron The Beans
63 starts, 2 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 7-3-7-14-2.
11.87
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
63 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 11-1-10-1-4.
11.21
4
Radiator Basement Heat
47 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 15-5-2-8-16.
17.91
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
60 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-12-12-6-1.
18.97
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
58 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-6-13-7-4.
8.46
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
54 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-2-5-13-7.
11.36
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
56 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-2-1-8-6.
5.24
4
Wide Load The Pucks
61 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 11-16-10-13-7.
29.72
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
50 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-12-4-4-10.
11.74
21
Custard The Soft Boys
50 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 5-9-11-6-8.
10.22
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
54 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-10-14-14-15.
44.80

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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