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Floor · Season 3 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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The Lieutenant wins at The Mezzanine

The Lieutenant took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Kidney finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 59.358 — 11 +10 3 4.1
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 57.350 — 6 +4 3 9.2
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 37.992 — 16 +13 1 17.4
4 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 37.700 — 1 -3 0 20.3
5 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 37.000 — 5 0 1 18.2
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 33.983 — 8 +2 4 18.7
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 27.600 — 3 -4 3 18.0
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 27.225 — 13 +5 1 18.8
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 23.917 — 7 -2 3 19.2
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 22.208 — 10 0 7 18.9
11 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 21.525 — 15 +4 2 18.8
12 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 20.533 — 2 -10 1 18.8
13 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.358 — 4 -9 1 18.5
14 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 18.792 — 9 -5 6 17.9
15 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 14.242 — 12 -3 0 18.7
16 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 11.533 — 14 -2 1 19.3
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 8-1-2-2-2.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
8.050
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-1-1.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.533
Puck Yeah is gone.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.242
Chunk is gone. Recent finishes: 14-1-7-2-1.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
17.817
Away goes Second Sock. Recent finishes: 4-5-5-7-4.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.217
In goes Honey Mustard.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.617
That is Second Sock finished.
20.917
Another panel gone.
22.017
Crooked Pete is gone.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.417
That is Yolk finished.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.817
Thick Rick is gone.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
26.217
Pilot Light goes in. Recent finishes: 6-16-8-8-8.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
27.617
Wide Load is gone.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
29.017
In goes Damp Kevin.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
33.983
Crawlspace goes in.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
37.000
Refried Ron is gone.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
38.250
Less of it every time you look.
38.400
Floppy Joe is gone.
39.367
You do not see that every day.
39.800
In goes Tender Greg.
40.467
Look at the state of it.
41.200
Two left.
41.558
Absolute carnage.
42.633
No idea what happened there.
43.692
Another panel gone.
44.742
You do not see that every day.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.808
The floor is getting smaller.
49.792
There goes another one.
50.775
You do not see that every day.
51.733
Extraordinary scenes.
52.692
There goes another one.
53.642
It is chaos out there.
54.575
The floor is getting smaller.
55.500
There goes another one.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
57.317
Absolute carnage.
57.350
In goes The Kidney.
59.358
It is The Lieutenant!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Kidney 53.642 The Kidney 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 7 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 14 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 16 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 20 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 24 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
67 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-5-5-3-15.
6.46
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
47 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-15-16-8-15.
19.22
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
53 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 12-14-11-11-10.
57.36
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-15-5-14-2.
16.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans
64 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-7-3-7-14.
10.46
6
The Kidney The Beans
55 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.8. Last five: 15-13-8-9-5.
48.59
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
54 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.7. Last five: 3-16-1-10-13.
23.03
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
64 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 14-11-1-10-1.
18.42
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
61 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 10-8-12-12-6.
17.80
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
58 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 10-6-13-7-4.
8.71
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
57 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-3-2-1-8.
6.41
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
55 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-1-2-5-13.
18.56
4
Wide Load The Pucks
62 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 2-11-16-10-13.
13.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
51 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-9-12-4-4.
10.75
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
57 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-7-2-7-14.
13.35
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
55 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-12-10-14-14.
47.05

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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