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Floor · Season 3 · Round 41

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Pilot Light wins at The Mezzanine

Pilot Light took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Floppy Joe finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:00.900 — 7 +6 0 2.9
2 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 58.892 — 1 -1 2 5.3
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 56.333 — 5 +2 2 9.6
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 42.483 — 4 0 2 16.2
5 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 37.850 — 10 +5 2 17.7
6 Slapper PCK The Pucks 37.425 — 14 +8 1 18.1
7 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 32.933 — 12 +5 5 18.2
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 25.567 — 11 +3 3 18.5
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 24.208 — 15 +6 4 18.7
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 20.500 — 13 +3 0 18.9
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 20.425 — 3 -8 6 19.4
12 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 20.367 — 8 -4 1 18.7
13 Long John NOO The Noodles 18.550 — 2 -11 4 18.0
14 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 15.625 — 16 +2 5 17.9
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 14.208 — 6 -9 0 18.7
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 10.742 — 9 -7 2 18.8
0.000
The floor is live.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.933
Thick Rick is in trouble here.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.742
In goes Thick Rick.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.208
Butter Bean goes in. Recent finishes: 6-4-6-6-12.
15.258
There goes another one.
15.625
That is Custard finished.
16.708
There goes another one.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
18.550
That is Long John finished.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.367
The Unit goes in. Recent finishes: 8-13-2-6-4.
20.917
Another panel gone.
21.767
In goes Second Sock.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.167
That is Wide Load finished.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.567
Yolk goes in. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-5-5.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
25.967
Chunk goes in. Recent finishes: 1-15-1-1-1.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
32.933
Old Gristle goes in.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
36.367
Slapper is in trouble here.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.767
Slapper is gone.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
39.167
That is Stubbs finished. Recent finishes: 2-9-5-5-15.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.483
Damp Kevin is gone.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.692
There goes another one.
44.742
Extraordinary scenes.
45.775
There goes another one.
46.800
Less of it every time you look.
47.808
The floor is getting smaller.
48.808
Less of it every time you look.
49.792
And it all goes wrong.
50.775
There goes another one.
51.733
Another panel gone.
52.692
Another panel gone.
53.642
Less of it every time you look.
54.575
Less of it every time you look.
55.500
Another panel gone.
56.333
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
56.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
57.733
One panel each.
59.133
In goes Floppy Joe.
1:00.900
Pilot Light takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 53.642 Floppy Joe 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 15 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 18 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-1-7-3-3.
5.15
7
Long John The Noodles
62 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-14-13-11-16.
43.13
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
72 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 16-9-12-10-13.
31.09
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
62 starts, 0 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 3-13-10-6-11.
20.49
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
59 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-12-6-7-9.
10.74
22
Butter Bean The Beans
61 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-5-10-11-15.
26.95
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
60 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 3-4-2-9-15.
9.77
1
The Unit Basement Heat
64 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.3. Last five: 1-11-4-16-11.
16.97
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
67 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 9-9-12-8-10.
9.81
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
65 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-13-10-1-15.
11.65
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
66 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-6-1-16-2.
26.35
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
62 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 8-15-12-4-11.
28.60
4
Wide Load The Pucks
74 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-8-16-4-1.
9.20
8
Slapper The Pucks
57 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-14-3-16-9.
19.11
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
65 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-11-9-14-16.
46.98
21
Custard The Soft Boys
56 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-11-8-5-14.
9.33

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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