Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 11

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Puck Yeah wins at Nan's Landing

Puck Yeah took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 2:37.533 12 +11 15 10.2
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:40.010 +2.48 8 +6 10 10.7
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:57.034 +19.50 13 +10 13 8.1
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.589 +21.06 4 0 12 8.6
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.823 +21.29 6 +1 12 9.4
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:00.072 +22.54 11 +5 8 8.8
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:00.261 +22.73 3 -4 10 9.0
8 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:00.633 +23.10 14 +6 10 8.9
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:03.378 +25.85 2 -7 11 9.2
10 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:04.883 +27.35 1 -9 11 8.7
11 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:06.467 +28.93 15 +4 13 9.1
12 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:07.361 +29.83 9 -3 12 9.2
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:08.367 +30.83 7 -6 12 11.1
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:10.084 +32.55 16 +2 13 9.2
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:13.855 +36.32 5 -10 14 8.9
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.600 +52.07 10 -6 14 10.7
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.000
The Unit takes the lead. Career record: 3 wins from 146, average finish 6.7.
8.033
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 8-6-6-4-11.
13.639
Up goes Chunk.
17.261
Big Randy is completely off the deck.
20.733
Up goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 6-16-4-6-8.
24.372
Oh dear. Averaging 8.9 contacts an event coming in.
32.033
Second Sock is picking them off. Recent finishes: 7-12-7-10-8.
35.694
Wide Load is going to win this.
36.300
That is a big one for Second Sock.
39.700
They are going to the line together.
43.100
Puck Yeah takes it.
53.833
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet The Unit 1.561 The Unit 1.561
Smooth Descent Carpet The Unit 3.989 Pilot Light 2.161
Sweeping Curve Metal The Unit 4.683 Pilot Light 0.606
Smooth Descent Hard Chunk 15.506 Chunk 2.239
The Drops Carpet Chunk 16.883 Chunk 1.377
The Spiral Soft fabric Chunk 18.489 Wide Load 1.561
Laundry Chute Carpet Chunk 24.589 Yolk 2.250
Rotating Drum Smooth Chunk 27.361 Wide Load 2.628
Narrow Pipe Carpet Chunk 29.439 Chunk 2.078
The Drops Smooth Chunk 31.161 Chunk 1.722
Stairwell Smooth Chunk 33.139 Chunk 1.978
Carpet Flat Carpet Chunk 35.839 Wide Load 2.678
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 38.839 Custard 1.078
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 1/2 3
7 WET The Wet Socks 21 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
131 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 10-7-11-5-4.
47.84
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
144 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-14-5-8-8.
65.40
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
136 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 13-6-6-10-7.
57.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
136 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-16-5-13-6.
66.74
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
136 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 2-7-2-5-9.
24.20
5
Refried Ron The Beans
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-7-5-5-7.
45.99
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
135 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 11-8-15-8-10.
174.57
1
The Unit Basement Heat
139 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-6-10-8-7.
38.13
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
133 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 9-2-4-2-2.
9.81
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
136 starts, 11 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-16-2-3.
22.37
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
146 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-1-11-3.
5.80
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
140 starts, 35 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-1-1-14.
6.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks
127 starts, 53 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-1-6-2-1.
6.31
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
141 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.9. Last five: 8-2-1-1-15.
4.15
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
146 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 5-3-4-12-4.
24.53
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 1-5-3-8-4.
16.06

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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