Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 12

The Vertical — Individual Descent

Chute Tower · The Vertical · 635 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Soft surfaces Pinch points Slick floor Air time Uphill section Curve heavy
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 2:17.939 3 +2 6 14.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:29.105 +11.17 2 0 11 13.7
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 2:36.422 +18.48 7 +4 13 11.4
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:37.261 +19.32 1 -3 8 13.7
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 2:48.900 +30.96 8 +3 16 12.1
6 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 2:53.455 +35.52 6 0 11 14.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:55.072 +37.13 4 -3 6 12.1
Big Randy INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:56.689 +38.75 5 -3 11 16.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
4.667
The lead changes hands. Slapper.
9.789
Big air for Big Randy.
17.517
Look at that. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-14-2.
22.072
And Damp Kevin takes flight.
26.144
Here comes Slapper. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-14-2.
27.217
Big Randy gets air. Recent finishes: 6-6-5-8-8.
30.617
Slapper wins it.
35.939
That is a big one for The Unit. Averaging 11.5 contacts an event coming in.
40.033
Sweaty Gerald is last now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Damp Kevin 1.983 Damp Kevin 1.983
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Slapper 4.433 Slapper 2.177
Sweeping Curve Metal Slapper 5.667 Slapper 1.234
Smooth Descent Metal Slapper 6.711 Slapper 1.044
The Drops Metal Slapper 13.878 Slapper 7.167
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Slapper 16.539 Slapper 2.661
Narrow Pipe Hard Slapper 18.133 Slapper 1.594
The Drops Metal Slapper 19.500 Slapper 1.367
Rotating Drum Slick Slapper 21.311 Slapper 1.811
Laundry Chute Metal Slapper 23.428 Slapper 2.117
The Washboard Metal Slapper 26.183 Slapper 2.755
Slick Floor Smooth Slapper 29.144 Squish 1.123
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 3 1/1 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 4 0/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 BEA The Beans 6 1/1 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 7 0/1 2
8 NOO The Noodles 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-10-7-11-5.
33.01
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
135 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 8-14-8-6-3.
26.09
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-2-7-2-5.
9.46
1
The Unit Basement Heat
140 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-5-6-10-8.
15.14
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
136 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-3-3-4-6.
3.24
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
135 starts, 33 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-1-3-3.
3.31
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
139 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-8-2-12-1.
4.29
2
Squish The Soft Boys
132 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-15-6-7-4.
18.09

Course preview

41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
Smooth Descent Metal
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Metal
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.

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