Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 20

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:35.928 11 +10 8 10.8
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:48.817 +12.89 9 +7 13 8.9
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.539 +19.61 8 +5 8 9.4
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 2:57.122 +21.19 12 +8 13 9.4
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 2:57.189 +21.26 13 +8 10 8.7
6 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:57.367 +21.44 3 -3 17 10.3
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 2:58.323 +22.40 5 -2 13 9.0
8 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.667 +22.74 15 +7 9 8.7
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:59.078 +23.15 7 -2 8 10.3
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 2:59.684 +23.76 4 -6 12 10.3
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:00.856 +24.93 2 -9 9 9.1
12 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:02.116 +26.19 1 -11 8 9.8
13 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:05.906 +29.98 16 +3 12 8.9
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:07.694 +31.77 10 -4 18 9.3
15 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:13.311 +37.38 6 -9 14 9.7
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:18.428 +42.50 14 -2 9 10.0
0.017
Absolute carnage. Averaging 10.8 contacts an event coming in.
4.600
The Coaster goes to the front.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
12.778
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 1-1-15-2-1.
17.417
No idea what happened there.
21.050
It is chaos out there. Recent finishes: 8-7-6-8-11.
25.489
Big air for The Coaster.
29.539
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
32.900
The Coaster has it.
34.478
Heavy contact for Old Gristle. Averaging 9.8 contacts an event coming in.
37.878
It is The Coaster!
43.461
That is a big one for Radiator.
50.217
Well, that was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Lil Nugget 1.583 Slapper 1.572
Smooth Descent Carpet Slapper 4.333 Stubbs 2.467
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 12.411 The Coaster 7.967
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 14.633 The Coaster 2.222
The Drops Carpet The Coaster 16.011 The Coaster 1.378
The Spiral Soft fabric The Coaster 17.417 The Coaster 1.406
Laundry Chute Carpet The Coaster 20.439 Lil Nugget 2.200
Rotating Drum Smooth The Coaster 23.039 Refried Ron 2.562
Narrow Pipe Carpet The Coaster 25.094 The Coaster 2.055
The Drops Smooth The Coaster 27.328 Stubbs 1.856
Stairwell Smooth The Coaster 31.861 Stubbs 2.116
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 34.967 Tender Greg 3.033
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 35.900 The Coaster 0.933
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 22 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
147 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-15-8-7-12.
59.44
1
Big Randy The Noodles · HOME
138 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 8-6-6-5-8.
77.68
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
141 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-7-7-7-8.
55.90
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
142 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 11-7-12-7-10.
90.16
5
Refried Ron The Beans
137 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-6-16-4-6.
94.36
22
Butter Bean The Beans
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-6-6-12.
43.36
4
Radiator Basement Heat
141 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-6-4-5-8.
55.76
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
138 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 3-8-14-6-13.
48.17
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
140 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 8-2-9-5-5.
22.11
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
144 starts, 9 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-6-5-3-2.
7.69
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
142 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-2-1-2-16.
7.03
17
Gravy Lump Patrol · HOME
127 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 1-1-1-3-1.
4.72
8
Slapper The Pucks
144 starts, 67 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 1-3-1-2-14.
6.39
3
The Coaster The Pucks
142 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 3-3-2-2-16.
5.18
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
151 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-4-3-3-5.
16.53
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys · HOME
132 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-3-5-3-4.
14.46

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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