Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Stubbs survives to win

Stubbs took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Big Randy finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 2:13.366 3 +2 5 15.5
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 2:38.184 +24.82 11 +9 13 14.6
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:39.344 +25.98 7 +4 16 11.3
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:42.222 +28.86 9 +5 16 11.8
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:44.272 +30.91 10 +5 12 11.6
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.361 +33.00 16 +10 5 11.9
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.384 +46.02 13 +6 4 12.9
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:11.945 +58.58 6 -2 9 11.9
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:12.866 +59.50 12 +3 8 10.6
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:16.990 +63.62 4 -6 8 11.4
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:18.128 +64.76 1 -10 10 12.4
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:25.344 +71.98 5 -7 3 16.7
Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:34.311 +80.95 8 -5 6 15.8
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 4:13.956 +120.59 2 -12 10 13.0
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:25.106 +131.74 14 -1 10 12.5
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 4:27.300 +133.93 15 -1 12 12.6
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
4.167
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
8.033
Puck Yeah is coming through.
11.911
Extraordinary scenes. Averaging 9.9 contacts an event coming in.
15.450
And Slapper takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-2-1.
18.967
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
22.428
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-8-8-7-13.
22.883
Here comes Puck Yeah.
25.883
It is Stubbs! Career record: 11 wins from 156, average finish 4.8.
30.017
Slapper is airborne.
34.161
Absolute carnage.
38.172
Well, that was always going to happen.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Long John 1.600 Lil Nugget 1.589
Smooth Descent Metal Lil Nugget 4.467 Puck Yeah 2.433
Sweeping Curve Hard Lil Nugget 5.933 Puck Yeah 1.334
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Puck Yeah 7.839 Puck Yeah 1.811
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 9.022 Stubbs 1.177
Peg Field Metal Puck Yeah 10.056 Puck Yeah 1.034
The Pinball Table Metal Puck Yeah 11.044 Puck Yeah 0.988
Collision Funnel Metal Puck Yeah 16.861 Puck Yeah 5.817
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 18.756 Stubbs 1.878
Barrier Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 20.189 Puck Yeah 1.433
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 22.011 Puck Yeah 1.822
Bounce Pads Metal Puck Yeah 23.211 Puck Yeah 1.200
Laundry Chute Metal Puck Yeah 25.050 Gravy 1.794
Narrow Pipe Carpet Puck Yeah 25.883 Puck Yeah 0.833
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 8 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 25 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-7-4-8.
26.69
1
Big Randy The Noodles
154 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-6-8-10-7.
24.59
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 4-4-5-6-14.
27.45
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
155 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 4-5-6-4-5.
20.11
5
Refried Ron The Beans
151 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-1-4-13-7.
25.70
6
The Kidney The Beans
164 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-4-7-6-2.
22.70
4
Radiator Basement Heat
154 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-7-5-8-4.
30.89
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
155 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-3-7-5-8.
25.39
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
163 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 3-15-8-3-4.
16.58
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
153 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 3-8-4-2-4.
8.29
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
159 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 1-13-2-2-11.
11.48
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
143 starts, 35 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-16-2-2-8.
13.09
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
156 starts, 73 wins, average finish 3.3. Last five: 2-1-1-16-1.
5.90
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
161 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 2-1-1-2-12.
4.55
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
163 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-3-12-3-5.
19.95
2
Squish The Soft Boys
158 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 6-10-3-3-3.
26.95

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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