Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 6 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Squish survives to win

Squish took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. The Unit finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 2:25.833 8 +7 11 14.2
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:30.949 +5.12 3 +1 12 11.6
Sweaty Gerald INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 2:33.716 +7.88 4 +1 11 10.5
4 The Kidney BEA The Beans 2:38.916 +13.08 10 +6 19 10.3
5 Long John NOO The Noodles 2:39.150 +13.32 6 +1 12 14.3
6 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 2:39.484 +13.65 1 -5 14 11.7
Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:39.828 +14.00 5 -2 14 10.7
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:07.683 +41.85 7 -1 12 14.5
Stubbs INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:08.878 +43.05 2 -7 12 13.3
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:10.872 +45.04 15 +5 9 14.3
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:11.462 +45.63 11 0 11 12.2
Second Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 3:23.839 +58.01 13 +1 12 12.5
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:35.895 +70.06 16 +3 6 11.6
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:37.728 +71.90 9 -5 4 18.4
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:42.395 +76.56 14 -1 13 14.2
Old Gristle DNF LMP Lump Patrol 4:56.523 +150.69 12 -4 4 20.1
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
7.656
That is a big one for Custard.
11.878
Pilot Light is airborne. Recent finishes: 6-4-11-8-15.
15.278
That is not going to help. Recent finishes: 5-3-3-3-4.
26.061
Up goes Chunk. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-4.
30.117
No idea what happened there.
32.739
Here comes Chunk.
34.367
Sweaty Gerald finds trouble. Averaging 11.0 contacts an event coming in.
37.767
It is Squish!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Damp Kevin 1.594 Chunk 1.572
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.300 Puck Yeah 2.512
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 5.706 Old Gristle 1.356
Smooth Descent Soft fabric Wide Load 7.894 Honey Mustard 1.756
The Drops Metal Chunk 9.344 Honey Mustard 1.316
Peg Field Metal Chunk 11.628 Squish 1.216
The Pinball Table Metal Chunk 13.172 Honey Mustard 1.139
Collision Funnel Metal Chunk 19.828 Chunk 6.656
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 21.661 Chunk 1.833
Barrier Run Soft fabric Chunk 24.478 Sweaty Gerald 1.977
Sweeping Curve Hard Chunk 27.161 Sweaty Gerald 2.461
Bounce Pads Metal Chunk 28.767 Chunk 1.606
Laundry Chute Metal Chunk 31.272 Custard 2.339
Narrow Pipe Carpet Chunk 35.739 Custard 1.089
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 7 1/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 8 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 12 0/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 17 0/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 22 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
126 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-5-9-8-7.
55.28
7
Long John The Noodles
142 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-8-8-6-7.
27.12
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
134 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 14-8-6-3-6.
54.90
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-6-10-7-4.
36.43
6
The Kidney The Beans
141 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-5-5-5-12.
44.23
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
135 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-2-5-9-5.
20.80
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
133 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 15-8-10-7-7.
142.85
1
The Unit Basement Heat
137 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 10-8-7-8-8.
36.85
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
134 starts, 12 wins, average finish 4.4. Last five: 3-4-6-2-2.
6.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
131 starts, 10 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 4-2-2-4-3.
7.95
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
145 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-1-11-3-11.
10.47
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
133 starts, 32 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-3-1-2.
5.99
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
140 starts, 76 wins, average finish 2.8. Last five: 2-1-1-15-1.
4.07
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
125 starts, 51 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 6-2-1-1-2.
13.07
2
Squish The Soft Boys
129 starts, 2 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-4-3-13-4.
28.54
21
Custard The Soft Boys
137 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.8. Last five: 5-3-8-4-4.
24.34

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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