Derby · Season 5 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Heel finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:36.467 | — | 11 | +10 | 33 | 11.8 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:43.558 | +7.09 | 3 | +1 | 17 | 10.5 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:44.492 | +8.03 | 13 | +10 | 34 | 12.8 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:44.683 | +8.22 | 4 | 0 | 17 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:46.067 | +9.60 | 9 | +4 | 41 | 11.2 |
| 6 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:46.308 | +9.84 | 12 | +6 | 43 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:47.108 | +10.64 | 1 | -6 | 23 | 10.2 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:48.117 | +11.65 | 2 | -6 | 20 | 10.3 |
| 9 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:58.092 | +21.63 | 10 | +1 | 42 | 11.1 |
| 10 | Slapper | The Pucks | 4:02.517 | +26.05 | 14 | +4 | 42 | 11.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 22 | 10.4 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -5 | 21 | 10.2 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 25 | 11.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 13 | 10.2 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.0 |
2.250
Custard takes the lead.
7.375
Wide Load is airborne! Recent finishes: 2-1-1-6-2.
17.575
You do not see that every day.
26.675
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
31.333
The Kidney leaves something behind.
37.842
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-3-4.
43.042
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
48.317
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 5-1-5-3-8.
52.892
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 14-2-8-2-12.
54.933
Yolk is out, and Stubbs did it.
59.200
That has come off.
1:05.642
Custard leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-3-4.
1:17.258
That is a long way off the ground.
1:20.775
Refried Ron is out, and Crawlspace did it.
1:25.933
Gravy is airborne!
1:30.858
Up it goes.
1:36.517
It is coming apart now.
1:40.817
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:45.300
That was always going to happen.
1:50.708
Absolute carnage.
1:55.783
They felt that in the back row.
1:58.083
And that is Radiator finished.
2:02.525
Custard is losing bits.
2:09.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.058
You do not see that every day.
2:21.575
Extraordinary scenes.
2:26.383
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:30.492
Custard is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:37.117
Up it goes.
2:41.983
There goes a piece of Slapper.
2:43.483
That is The Kidney taking Crawlspace with them.
2:48.242
Up it goes.
2:52.508
That is real damage.
2:59.408
Up it goes.
3:04.233
That has come off.
3:12.025
It is coming apart now.
3:18.925
Gravy is losing bits.
3:20.425
One to go.
3:21.925
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:26.250
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:33.467
Here comes The Lieutenant.
3:34.117
Honey Mustard is airborne!
3:36.467
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:46.967
That is real damage.
3:52.725
And it all goes wrong.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 17.300 | Custard 17.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 34.542 | The Lieutenant 16.917 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 52.033 | Wide Load 14.875 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:10.808 | Wide Load 16.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:30.392 | Long John 17.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 1:48.325 | The Lieutenant 16.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:06.375 | The Lieutenant 17.408 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:24.775 | Gravy 16.559 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:43.642 | Honey Mustard 16.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:59.708 | Honey Mustard 15.966 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:19.917 | Stubbs 16.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:36.467 | The Lieutenant 16.550 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 15 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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38m
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Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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