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Derby · Season 5 · Round 12

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Kidney finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:15.417 — 2 +1 21 10.3
2 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:18.417 +3.00 6 +4 23 10.7
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.800 +3.38 3 0 23 10.6
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +4 21 10.9
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +10 25 11.1
— Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +5 20 11.5
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -2 12 10.2
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 15 10.7
— Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 9 0 20 11.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -3 13 10.6
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +3 17 11.5
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 10 10.7
— Tube Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -9 3 10.1
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 4 10.9
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -3 8 12.4
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -15 3 10.5
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
7.675
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-1.
11.917
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-1.
17.450
Tube Sock takes the lead. Career record: 0 wins from 145, average finish 6.8.
26.117
Old Gristle leaves something behind.
30.450
Custard goes to the front.
35.425
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
39.942
There goes a piece of Gravy.
44.350
Custard takes the lead.
50.050
Puck Yeah is losing places.
54.542
And it all goes wrong.
59.858
Stubbs is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-4-7-8-2.
1:01.975
Tube Sock has put The Coaster out. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-3-2.
1:09.058
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:13.625
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
1:15.125
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:20.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:24.308
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:27.733
Damp Kevin has put Stubbs out.
1:39.317
Custard will not take much more.
1:40.817
Crawlspace has put Custard out.
1:47.633
Refried Ron will not take much more.
1:49.133
And that is Refried Ron finished.
1:54.367
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.867
Gravy is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:57.367
Squish is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
2:07.950
That is Crooked Pete taking Crawlspace with them.
2:45.933
Last lap.
2:51.183
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
3:07.233
Oh, that is a big one.
3:12.417
Here comes Long John.
3:15.417
It is Long John!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 25.283 Old Gristle 25.283
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 55.025 Refried Ron 27.125
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:24.458 Gravy 24.500
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:51.325 Long John 26.242
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:19.533 Damp Kevin 27.225
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:45.933 Long John 26.400
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:15.417 The Kidney 27.225
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 9 1/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 13 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 14 0/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 16 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
95 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.0. Last five: 3-12-14-10-13.
175.41
7
Long John The Noodles
99 starts, 5 wins, average finish 5.3. Last five: 15-8-2-7-3.
10.03
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
100 starts, 14 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-2-1-3-5.
2.36
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
100 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.3. Last five: 3-3-5-1-3.
2.47
5
Refried Ron The Beans
93 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-9-15-15-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-11-16-6-8.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-14-13-13-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
94 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-6-12-7-7.
45.68
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
94 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-10-5-9-9.
67.89
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
94 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 14-8-10-5-7.
64.13
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
104 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-14-6-1-9.
57.07
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
106 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-7-4-9-7.
9.58
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
96 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 13-8-15-9-15.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
102 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-14-6-10-1.
91.54
2
Squish The Soft Boys
88 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.2. Last five: 9-12-16-12-11.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
96 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 13-8-12-2-6.
68.82

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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