Derby · Season 5 · Round 19
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:53.008 | — | 13 | +12 | 19 | 11.2 |
| 2 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:00.400 | +7.39 | 14 | +12 | 18 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 3:09.425 | +16.42 | 11 | +8 | 17 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:12.408 | +19.40 | 9 | +5 | 38 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:13.625 | +20.62 | 10 | +5 | 26 | 10.9 |
| 6 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 3:14.175 | +21.17 | 16 | +10 | 30 | 10.5 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:14.258 | +21.25 | 12 | +5 | 23 | 11.1 |
| 8 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:26.525 | +33.52 | 4 | -4 | 17 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:28.092 | +35.08 | 3 | -6 | 8 | 9.1 |
| 10 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:30.975 | +37.97 | 1 | -9 | 12 | 9.8 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 17 | 9.4 |
| — | Floppy Joe RUNNING | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 10 | 9.6 |
| — | Refried Ron RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -8 | 12 | 9.5 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 19 | 10.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 11 | 9.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 13 | 9.8 |
2.950
Custard takes the lead.
9.158
Look at the state of it.
14.800
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 49 wins from 157, average finish 3.8.
19.158
Pilot Light is losing bits. Recent finishes: 11-5-3-5-6.
25.350
Custard takes the lead.
30.050
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-16-1-2-1.
34.675
You do not see that every day.
40.850
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 49 wins from 157, average finish 3.8.
46.742
Custard is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-6-3-4-5.
52.392
There goes a piece of Squish.
57.000
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:03.133
That was always going to happen.
1:11.483
That was always going to happen.
1:16.783
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:22.208
There is nothing left of it.
1:26.550
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe.
1:33.742
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:40.375
That has come off.
1:45.367
Custard is losing bits.
1:47.350
Crooked Pete has put Radiator out.
1:55.608
They felt that in the back row.
2:02.258
That has come off.
2:06.942
Up it goes.
2:08.442
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:12.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:17.525
They will not want to see that again.
2:23.058
Squish leaves something behind.
2:28.500
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:34.417
That has come off.
2:35.917
This is the last of it.
2:40.375
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:45.225
Custard leaves something behind.
2:50.008
Slapper is coming to the flag.
2:50.050
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:53.008
It is Slapper!
2:58.675
Crooked Pete has nothing left on it.
3:01.967
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:07.533
Look at the state of it.
3:12.417
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
3:17.058
It is coming apart now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Chunk | 17.250 | Chunk 17.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Custard | 36.692 | Slapper 16.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Chunk | 54.175 | Chunk 17.050 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:11.667 | Slapper 17.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:29.050 | Stubbs 16.959 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | The Coaster | 1:48.550 | Thick Rick 16.342 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:04.850 | Slapper 14.275 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:21.000 | Slapper 16.150 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:35.700 | Slapper 14.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:53.008 | The Lieutenant 16.475 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Smooth Descent
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18m
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Smooth Descent
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44m
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Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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