Derby · Season 5 · Round 20
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:33.283 | — | 12 | +11 | 28 | 12.9 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:42.400 | +9.12 | 9 | +7 | 40 | 11.7 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.850 | +10.57 | 4 | +1 | 19 | 10.5 |
| 4 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:45.292 | +12.01 | 11 | +7 | 30 | 11.9 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:45.517 | +12.23 | 2 | -3 | 21 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:47.250 | +13.97 | 10 | +4 | 39 | 12.4 |
| 7 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:48.783 | +15.50 | 3 | -4 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:07.542 | +34.26 | 5 | -3 | 31 | 10.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 27 | 10.8 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 28 | 12.4 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +5 | 11 | 11.4 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 13 | 10.5 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 20 | 10.9 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 19 | 11.4 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | -1 | 14 | 11.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 11 | 10.5 |
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits.
10.050
Look at Tender Greg go.
14.533
Absolute carnage.
20.050
Pilot Light is going backwards.
25.417
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
29.683
Look at the state of it.
35.233
Squish leaves something behind.
40.050
Puck Yeah is on the move. Recent finishes: 14-2-1-8-2.
48.225
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 2-1-8-2-2.
52.867
That was always going to happen.
56.075
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:00.467
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-1-1.
1:04.850
That is a long way off the ground.
1:10.700
A new leader — Tender Greg. Career record: 0 wins from 138, average finish 5.9.
1:14.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:16.458
That is The Heel taking Puck Yeah with them.
1:22.550
That has come off.
1:27.675
That is a long way off the ground.
1:34.642
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
1:40.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
1:45.217
Up it goes.
1:51.883
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:53.383
Squish is out.
1:57.717
They felt that in the back row.
2:02.933
Crawlspace is losing bits.
2:07.367
Stripped to the shell.
2:11.658
Stripped to the shell.
2:17.792
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:22.333
Oh, that is a big one.
2:25.317
Tender Greg is out.
2:29.550
The Coaster goes to the front.
2:33.158
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through.
2:41.750
Crawlspace has put The Kidney out.
2:47.200
And that is The Coaster finished.
2:52.608
You do not see that every day.
2:57.633
Lil Nugget is airborne!
3:02.500
Gravy is airborne!
3:07.500
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:12.067
This is the last of it.
3:19.425
Extraordinary scenes.
3:21.675
And that is Crawlspace finished.
3:30.283
Here comes Gravy.
3:31.592
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:33.283
Gravy wins the derby.
3:42.383
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 21.733 | Tender Greg 21.733 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 44.767 | Tender Greg 23.034 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:08.167 | The Coaster 19.400 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 1:33.933 | Gravy 22.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 1:58.350 | The Coaster 23.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Tender Greg | 2:21.600 | The Lieutenant 21.983 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:50.358 | Lil Nugget 21.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 3:12.067 | Gravy 21.709 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 25 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 25 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.8. Last five: 16-16-15-10-15.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
30m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
15m
↑13°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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