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Derby · Season 5 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Slapper wins at Kidney Flats

Slapper took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Coaster finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:22.892 — 14 +13 33 12.2
2 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:28.708 +5.82 13 +11 29 11.9
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.950 +6.06 12 +9 26 11.5
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:30.400 +7.51 2 -2 5 10.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.917 +8.03 3 -2 3 10.7
6 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 3:31.017 +8.13 4 -2 1 10.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:31.258 +8.37 1 -6 1 10.1
8 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.242 +13.35 11 +3 26 11.5
9 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:38.417 +15.53 9 0 32 11.9
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.275 +16.38 15 +5 14 11.4
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:43.617 +20.73 10 -1 28 11.2
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:44.833 +21.94 6 -6 9 10.6
13 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.692 +22.80 5 -8 11 10.8
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:49.117 +26.23 8 -6 15 10.5
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 10.5
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.7
3.542
Absolute carnage.
10.050
Look at Yolk go. Recent finishes: 5-3-5-6-8.
14.950
Gravy takes the lead. Career record: 34 wins from 139, average finish 3.8.
20.050
Look at The Coaster go.
26.550
A new leader — Chunk.
31.367
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 16-6-8-6-11.
36.883
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-16-1.
49.600
Slapper takes the lead.
55.967
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 8-1-15-2-2.
1:00.883
And it all goes wrong.
1:12.742
That has come off.
1:20.300
That is a long way off the ground.
1:24.600
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:30.050
Butter Bean is coming through.
1:42.167
That has come off.
1:46.900
That is a long way off the ground.
1:51.183
That is a long way off the ground.
1:55.867
Extraordinary scenes.
2:08.908
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:13.917
That is a long way off the ground.
2:19.208
Up it goes.
2:21.375
Stubbs has put Yolk out.
2:31.150
Gravy takes the lead.
2:36.150
Slapper takes the lead.
2:41.133
That is a long way off the ground.
2:46.683
Up it goes.
2:51.150
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
2:59.767
This is the last of it.
3:04.950
There goes a piece of Slapper.
3:09.200
Oh, that is a big one.
3:15.142
Chunk will not take much more.
3:19.850
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:19.892
Slapper is coming to the flag.
3:22.892
Slapper wins the derby.
3:25.900
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:36.183
That is real damage.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 25.083 Gravy 25.083
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 51.583 Slapper 26.033
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:17.750 The Heel 25.466
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:42.900 Stubbs 23.641
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:08.883 Slapper 25.983
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:36.000 Gravy 24.008
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 2:59.767 Slapper 23.767
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 3:22.892 Slapper 23.125
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 11 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 26 1/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
98 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 5-16-13-3-12.
74.15
1
Big Randy The Noodles
104 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.3. Last five: 13-4-15-5-2.
13.79
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
107 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 10-3-1-4-3.
1.70
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
87 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 5-14-9-1-8.
6.90
6
The Kidney The Beans
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 12-10-2-12-8.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
110 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-11-12-13-10.
104.01
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
89 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-9-13-12-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
97 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 10-6-2-11-11.
34.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
104 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 3-6-1-12-9.
12.06
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
100 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 3-6-4-9-14.
14.15
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
83 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 7-15-16-16-15.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
111 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 9-12-6-10-4.
16.59
3
The Coaster The Pucks
108 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-13-11-8-11.
41.19
8
Slapper The Pucks
97 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-14-8-3-3.
28.90
2
Squish The Soft Boys
94 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 11-5-7-9-13.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 16-15-9-16-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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