Derby · Season 5 · Round 28
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Crooked Pete survives to win
Crooked Pete took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. The Heel finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:06.342 | — | 1 | 0 | 12 | 9.9 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:09.208 | +2.87 | 3 | +1 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 3 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:13.258 | +6.92 | 4 | +1 | 10 | 9.4 |
| 4 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:13.400 | +7.06 | 2 | -2 | 7 | 9.2 |
| 5 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:16.417 | +10.08 | 10 | +5 | 39 | 10.8 |
| 6 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:24.458 | +18.12 | 6 | 0 | 13 | 9.2 |
| 7 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:24.917 | +18.58 | 9 | +2 | 36 | 10.9 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:26.817 | +20.48 | 5 | -3 | 19 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:28.675 | +22.33 | 12 | +3 | 35 | 10.3 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 35 | 10.9 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 29 | 9.9 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 27 | 10.7 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 12 | 10.0 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 9.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 12 | 9.4 |
4.858
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-5-5-16-6.
9.650
That is a long way off the ground.
16.975
There goes a piece of Slapper.
23.142
That is a long way off the ground.
27.850
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
34.675
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.900
Up it goes.
44.233
Look at the state of it.
48.517
Slapper is losing bits.
53.508
You do not see that every day.
59.000
There goes a piece of Radiator.
1:04.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:09.067
Absolute carnage.
1:13.583
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:17.950
Oh, that is a big one.
1:25.967
You do not see that every day.
1:30.358
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-6-3-5-4.
1:35.283
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 15-4-11-4-13.
1:36.783
That is Tender Greg taking Pilot Light with them.
1:38.292
And that is Radiator finished. Recent finishes: 5-8-4-6-5.
1:42.842
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-6-3-5-4.
1:49.175
The Coaster leaves something behind.
1:54.808
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:56.308
And that is Yolk finished.
2:00.717
Up it goes.
2:07.483
That has come off.
2:11.733
Slapper is airborne!
2:14.408
Tender Greg is out.
2:19.483
And it all goes wrong.
2:26.850
There is nothing left of it.
2:28.383
Slapper is out, and Thick Rick did it.
2:33.808
That was always going to happen.
2:35.308
That is Thick Rick taking Chunk with them.
2:39.617
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:41.758
Last lap.
2:50.267
Gravy is losing bits.
2:58.750
Up it goes.
3:03.167
The Coaster is out.
3:03.342
Here comes Crooked Pete.
3:06.342
It is Crooked Pete!
3:12.008
That has come off.
3:26.967
That is a long way off the ground.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 20.742 | The Coaster 20.742 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 45.233 | Thick Rick 21.259 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:09.200 | The Heel 22.942 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:32.642 | Crooked Pete 23.442 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 1:55.950 | The Coaster 21.725 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:18.833 | Crooked Pete 22.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 2:41.758 | The Heel 21.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Crooked Pete | 3:06.342 | Floppy Joe 22.967 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Lump Patrol | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Pucks | 22 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
92 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 16-15-13-13-9.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.7. Last five: 11-16-14-9-16.
219.30
Course preview
8 sections · 143 m
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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