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Derby · Season 5 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Long John survives to win

Long John took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:13.783 — 2 +1 22 10.4
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.983 +3.20 4 +2 25 10.4
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:22.942 +9.16 8 +5 28 10.7
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +6 32 11.8
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -4 17 11.0
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 16 10.4
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +2 33 11.4
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 30 11.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -3 14 10.4
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +1 16 11.4
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 16 11.0
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 11 10.5
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 7 10.5
— Pilot Light RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 10 11.0
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -1 14 11.6
— Squish RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 7 11.2
2.275
That was always going to happen.
9.200
Chunk takes the lead. Career record: 52 wins from 165, average finish 3.8.
14.375
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 3-8-14-4-4.
19.442
Look at the state of it.
27.308
Honey Mustard is airborne!
32.208
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-1-4-13-7.
40.050
Pilot Light is on the move. Recent finishes: 7-7-8-5-5.
44.508
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 6-12-3-4-3.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes.
54.742
Look at the state of it.
59.292
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.775
Wide Load has stalled.
1:09.133
Chunk is in trouble.
1:10.633
That is Chunk taking Tender Greg with them.
1:15.150
A new leader — Long John.
1:16.650
That is The Unit taking Chunk with them.
1:25.400
That was always going to happen.
1:31.092
That is Pilot Light taking Refried Ron with them.
1:38.783
Up it goes.
1:44.325
You do not see that every day.
1:50.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
1:54.367
Extraordinary scenes.
1:59.625
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:06.758
Extraordinary scenes.
2:10.642
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:16.150
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:22.375
That is real damage.
2:35.342
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:36.842
Big Randy is out.
2:45.017
This is the last of it.
2:51.625
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
3:01.150
That is a long way off the ground.
3:05.517
Honey Mustard has stalled.
3:10.783
Here comes Long John.
3:13.783
It is Long John!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 25.317 Squish 25.317
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 54.375 Pilot Light 25.484
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:22.775 Thick Rick 27.183
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:49.417 Thick Rick 25.783
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:18.092 Second Sock 27.200
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:45.017 Long John 26.925
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 3:13.783 Second Sock 27.750
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 1/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 0/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 18 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
108 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 7-3-5-4-13.
11.86
7
Long John The Noodles
109 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-4-6-8-7.
6.06
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
92 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-7-2-7-2.
8.65
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
110 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-3-9-10-3.
2.24
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 3-12-9-15-11.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
105 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-14-10-13-10.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
95 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-15-13-16-15.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
98 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 7-10-6-2-11.
18.03
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
107 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-10-11-6-2.
31.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-8-13-14-9.
41.49
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
87 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 5-13-11-3-7.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
118 starts, 28 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-16-2-3-2.
9.20
8
Slapper The Pucks
101 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-15-16-1-7.
90.47
4
Wide Load The Pucks
105 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-2-14-7-3.
11.67
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-8-15-11-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
99 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 9-4-14-14-6.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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