Derby · Season 5 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win
Second Sock took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Big Randy finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.125 | — | 3 | +2 | 19 | 11.2 |
| 2 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:17.650 | +0.53 | 2 | 0 | 12 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:19.600 | +2.48 | 4 | +1 | 16 | 10.8 |
| 4 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:19.908 | +2.78 | 8 | +4 | 27 | 12.0 |
| 5 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:20.825 | +3.70 | 1 | -4 | 8 | 11.5 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +4 | 31 | 12.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -1 | 26 | 11.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +6 | 26 | 13.4 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 24 | 13.0 |
| — | Gravy RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | +2 | 37 | 12.3 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 20 | 11.9 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -3 | 29 | 11.4 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 19 | 12.3 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 19 | 13.0 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 10 | 11.7 |
2.200
Squish goes to the front. Career record: 3 wins from 158, average finish 5.8.
6.550
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-15-8-3-4.
11.108
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind.
16.117
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 6-7-7-8-5.
23.717
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-6-12-3-4.
30.050
Look at Lil Nugget go. Recent finishes: 3-15-8-3-4.
34.542
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
38.992
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
43.500
That has come off.
47.775
Up it goes.
53.200
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
54.817
Tender Greg is out, and Puck Yeah did it.
1:00.050
They felt that in the back row.
1:03.200
That is Slapper taking Pilot Light with them.
1:08.792
That is a long way off the ground.
1:13.417
Squish is in trouble.
1:18.475
There is nothing left of it.
1:22.842
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
1:26.725
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:30.383
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
1:39.842
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:44.675
That has come off.
1:50.508
Look at the state of it.
1:53.433
Second Sock has put Sweaty Gerald out.
1:57.925
Slapper will not take much more.
2:02.250
Oh, that is a big one.
2:03.833
Slapper will not be back.
2:08.992
That is real damage.
2:10.675
Honey Mustard will not be back.
2:12.175
Chunk is out.
2:16.475
The Kidney is out.
2:34.000
A new leader — Big Randy.
3:00.583
Last lap.
3:05.400
Second Sock goes to the front.
3:11.175
There goes a piece of Damp Kevin.
3:14.125
Second Sock is coming to the flag.
3:15.400
A new leader — Second Sock.
3:17.125
Second Sock wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Squish | 13.808 | Squish 13.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 19.533 | Honey Mustard 0.316 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 36.792 | Lil Nugget 13.991 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 49.183 | Honey Mustard 12.391 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:06.750 | Second Sock 15.284 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:21.325 | Slapper 12.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:38.375 | Slapper 13.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 1:54.767 | Slapper 16.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Honey Mustard | 2:07.975 | Honey Mustard 13.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Big Randy | 2:43.750 | Big Randy 15.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Big Randy | 3:00.583 | Second Sock 16.117 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Second Sock | 3:17.125 | Second Sock 16.100 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 18 | 0/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 22 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
96 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-10-15-13-16.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 16-8-15-11-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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