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Derby · Season 5 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at Kidney Flats

The Lieutenant took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Chunk finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:26.108 — 12 +11 35 12.1
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.925 +2.82 11 +9 28 11.4
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:29.508 +3.40 2 -1 2 10.5
4 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:29.842 +3.73 3 -1 5 10.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.033 +3.93 4 -1 4 10.4
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:31.550 +5.44 1 -5 2 10.0
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:32.183 +6.08 14 +7 27 12.1
8 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:33.567 +7.46 9 +1 31 11.8
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:34.550 +8.44 10 +1 34 10.5
10 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:41.908 +15.80 8 -2 12 10.1
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:44.183 +18.08 15 +4 16 11.3
12 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:45.592 +19.48 6 -6 6 11.5
13 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:47.308 +21.20 7 -6 8 10.4
14 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.708 +22.60 5 -9 8 10.9
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 15 12.2
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 10.6
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits.
8.867
Look at the state of it.
17.300
Puck Yeah takes the lead.
24.733
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-16.
29.050
Puck Yeah goes to the front. Career record: 83 wins from 162, average finish 3.0.
33.758
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.050
You do not see that every day.
50.050
Look at Chunk go.
55.408
And it all goes wrong.
1:00.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:04.958
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-7-4-6-12.
1:10.575
That was always going to happen.
1:15.175
Extraordinary scenes.
1:19.600
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 8-4-3-1-2.
1:26.358
They will not want to see that again.
1:30.900
Floppy Joe has put Tender Greg out. Recent finishes: 5-7-4-6-12.
1:40.058
Up it goes.
1:44.775
Up it goes.
1:59.583
Squish is losing bits.
2:07.058
Puck Yeah has nothing left on it.
2:12.508
Up it goes.
2:17.325
Puck Yeah is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:22.042
That was always going to happen.
2:26.583
Up it goes.
2:34.350
And it all goes wrong.
2:39.850
Up it goes.
2:44.642
They will not want to see that again.
2:49.800
Extraordinary scenes.
2:55.567
Radiator leaves something behind.
3:00.025
That has come off.
3:01.525
This is the last of it.
3:07.942
You do not see that every day.
3:13.883
Radiator is losing bits.
3:20.733
They will not want to see that again.
3:23.108
The Lieutenant has it.
3:25.842
Up it goes.
3:27.342
The Lieutenant takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Thick Rick 23.583 Thick Rick 23.583
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 49.883 Puck Yeah 24.558
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 1:16.342 The Lieutenant 25.525
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 1:41.858 Floppy Joe 24.883
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:07.558 Slapper 23.575
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:35.358 Thick Rick 24.509
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:00.433 The Lieutenant 22.691
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:26.108 The Lieutenant 25.675
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 17 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 22 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
109 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 11-4-6-8-7.
12.08
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
106 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-4-15-6-6.
135.35
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
112 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-5-5-4-3.
3.20
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
113 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-3-5-5-3.
2.97
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
106 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 10-11-3-12-9.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 9-13-16-7-13.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
128 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.2. Last five: 15-9-14-16-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
104 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-2-9-12-11.
85.50
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
105 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 6-8-13-14-9.
63.53
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
110 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-8-11-12-10.
42.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
89 starts, 3 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 14-8-5-13-11.
219.30
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
103 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-7-3-1-1.
3.13
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
106 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 12-15-15-16-13.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
103 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-1-9-15-16.
47.29
2
Squish The Soft Boys
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 6-10-9-4-14.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
114 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 12-16-8-15-11.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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