Derby · Season 5 · Round 38
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win
Damp Kevin took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Floppy Joe finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:10.900 | — | 3 | +2 | 5 | 9.0 |
| 2 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:11.150 | +0.25 | 2 | 0 | 10 | 9.0 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:11.867 | +0.97 | 1 | -2 | 6 | 9.5 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:14.925 | +4.03 | 4 | 0 | 11 | 9.5 |
| 5 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:19.492 | +8.59 | 11 | +6 | 31 | 10.6 |
| 6 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:21.633 | +10.73 | 6 | 0 | 17 | 9.4 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:24.917 | +14.02 | 12 | +5 | 32 | 9.9 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:25.192 | +14.29 | 7 | -1 | 20 | 9.7 |
| 9 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:25.633 | +14.73 | 8 | -1 | 16 | 9.7 |
| 10 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:28.308 | +17.41 | 10 | 0 | 33 | 10.9 |
| 11 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:28.692 | +17.79 | 14 | +3 | 30 | 10.1 |
| 12 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:33.608 | +22.71 | 9 | -3 | 39 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 28 | 10.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 14 | 9.4 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 12 | 9.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 9.7 |
5.133
Refried Ron is losing bits. Recent finishes: 8-8-7-13-8.
10.050
Old Gristle is coming through.
14.508
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-16-1-1-13.
19.742
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-4-11-6-3.
24.650
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
29.850
Look at the state of it.
35.967
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 15-4-5-7-4.
41.150
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
45.808
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-4-11-6-3.
50.050
It is unravelling for Slapper.
58.867
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:03.750
Stubbs leaves something behind.
1:08.758
Floppy Joe is losing bits.
1:13.925
Tender Greg is in trouble.
1:18.367
Wide Load leaves something behind.
1:19.867
That is Floppy Joe taking Tender Greg with them.
1:24.467
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:30.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:34.800
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
1:38.667
That is The Lieutenant taking Yolk with them.
1:43.067
That has come off.
1:49.008
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:55.500
That has come off.
1:59.725
Refried Ron will not take much more.
2:04.267
There goes a piece of Slapper.
2:08.792
There goes a piece of Wide Load.
2:11.108
Refried Ron will not be back.
2:16.933
There is nothing left of it.
2:28.392
And it all goes wrong.
2:33.483
That is real damage.
2:44.292
They will not want to see that again.
2:46.775
This is the last of it.
2:52.817
There is nothing left of it.
2:58.100
Slapper is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
3:06.275
Long John is airborne!
3:07.900
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:09.400
Right on the line.
3:10.900
Damp Kevin wins the derby.
3:16.075
That is a long way off the ground.
3:21.425
You do not see that every day.
3:29.550
Lil Nugget is airborne!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 22.650 | Old Gristle 22.650 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 47.500 | Sweaty Gerald 22.609 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Yolk | 1:10.900 | Slapper 22.350 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:35.875 | The Lieutenant 22.633 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:00.442 | Floppy Joe 22.575 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:23.592 | Sweaty Gerald 22.958 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Floppy Joe | 2:46.775 | Floppy Joe 22.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 3:10.900 | Long John 22.884 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 5 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 31 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
117 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.6. Last five: 14-15-13-12-16.
219.30
Course preview
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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