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Derby · Season 5 · Round 39

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:43.833 — 14 +13 16 11.3
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:48.467 +4.63 13 +11 17 11.1
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.208 +11.38 12 +9 14 11.0
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:02.433 +18.60 9 +5 28 10.3
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:03.958 +20.13 10 +5 24 10.7
6 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:10.308 +26.48 11 +5 26 11.3
7 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:13.642 +29.81 16 +9 21 10.1
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -5 10 9.6
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -5 17 9.7
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 12 9.7
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -10 10 9.4
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -10 11 9.2
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 18 9.4
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 11 9.8
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 15 10.0
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 10.2
2.900
Custard goes to the front.
9.142
Yolk leaves something behind.
13.983
Up it goes.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-2-1.
26.583
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
33.192
And it all goes wrong.
40.950
Yolk is losing bits.
46.908
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-4-6-3-3.
54.208
That was always going to happen.
1:00.075
There is nothing left of it.
1:04.383
The Unit is losing bits.
1:09.883
Up it goes.
1:15.692
That is real damage. Recent finishes: 7-2-4-11-6.
1:19.975
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:21.475
And that is Yolk finished. Recent finishes: 7-2-4-11-6.
1:27.858
Extraordinary scenes.
1:35.858
Extraordinary scenes.
1:40.583
Up it goes.
1:45.450
Up it goes.
1:49.725
That is a long way off the ground.
1:57.625
That has come off.
2:05.767
There goes a piece of Crawlspace.
2:10.092
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:15.100
Oh, that is a big one.
2:20.475
Oh, that is a big one.
2:25.967
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.467
Last lap.
2:32.142
That was always going to happen.
2:36.408
Oh, that is a big one.
2:40.833
Here comes Slapper.
2:42.267
Extraordinary scenes.
2:43.833
Slapper wins the derby.
2:52.333
Absolute carnage.
2:59.533
That is a long way off the ground.
3:11.217
There is nothing protecting Floppy Joe now.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 15.533 The Lieutenant 15.533
Smooth Descent Slick The Lieutenant 31.892 Slapper 15.767
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 48.642 Wide Load 15.284
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:04.883 Wide Load 15.425
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:19.442 Stubbs 13.916
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:36.108 The Lieutenant 14.067
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:52.442 Wide Load 15.859
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:08.542 Gravy 15.992
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:26.033 Wide Load 16.425
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:43.833 Wide Load 15.792
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 17 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 0/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
108 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-4-15-4-15.
219.30
7
Long John The Noodles
112 starts, 6 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 5-6-11-11-4.
21.93
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
115 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-5-6-4-5.
5.34
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
115 starts, 14 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 9-3-3-3-5.
6.55
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
109 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 11-10-8-10-11.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
102 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.2. Last five: 6-9-13-16-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
104 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-7-8-8-13.
56.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
106 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-7-3-2-9.
66.92
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
110 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-14-5-5-5.
26.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
108 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-5-5-9-12.
53.04
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
121 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 14-3-9-14-3.
26.74
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
103 starts, 25 wins, average finish 4.8. Last five: 4-7-3-1-1.
3.05
4
Wide Load The Pucks
109 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 6-2-2-10-11.
4.11
8
Slapper The Pucks
106 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-1-12-1-1.
30.98
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
110 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-14-13-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
108 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-13-3-6-9.
63.94

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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