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Derby · Season 5 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:14.167 — 3 +2 23 10.7
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:18.133 +3.97 1 -1 24 10.5
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:19.358 +5.19 4 +1 21 10.4
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:22.033 +7.87 11 +7 38 12.2
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:23.450 +9.28 8 +3 29 10.3
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -1 23 10.8
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 0 24 10.3
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 20 11.0
— Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +1 29 11.2
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -1 17 11.7
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 18 11.2
— Puck Yeah RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 +2 4 11.3
— Yolk RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 3 10.0
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -12 2 10.8
— Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 3 10.2
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 6 11.9
2.567
Absolute carnage.
8.750
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-10-7-14-4.
13.192
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 1-1-12-3-1.
18.267
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 8-5-8-6-8.
25.933
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-15-7-2-4.
30.283
Lil Nugget leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-16-2-2-3.
35.517
Stopped, and in the way.
40.050
Crawlspace is coming through.
44.967
That was always going to happen.
50.050
It is unravelling for Old Gristle.
56.092
Damp Kevin leaves something behind.
1:02.333
That is a long way off the ground.
1:11.192
Extraordinary scenes.
1:15.642
They will not want to see that again.
1:20.050
That was always going to happen.
1:25.592
Second Sock is losing bits.
1:30.317
That has come off.
1:37.392
Squish leaves something behind.
1:42.867
That has come off.
1:56.983
Old Gristle is airborne!
2:01.567
That has come off.
2:07.875
And it all goes wrong.
2:14.383
Look at the state of it.
2:19.267
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:24.908
There goes a piece of Second Sock.
2:34.075
Long John has put Squish out.
2:37.242
Crawlspace is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:41.725
And it all goes wrong.
2:46.850
This is the last of it.
2:55.433
Extraordinary scenes.
3:02.467
Old Gristle is airborne!
3:11.167
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:11.517
Sweaty Gerald will not take much more.
3:14.167
Damp Kevin takes it!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Yolk 26.217 Yolk 26.217
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 55.150 Damp Kevin 27.000
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:22.700 Squish 26.317
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 1:50.467 Damp Kevin 26.550
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:19.342 Sweaty Gerald 27.092
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:46.850 Second Sock 27.491
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:14.167 Damp Kevin 27.317
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 12 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 19 0/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
115 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-5-1-5-6.
12.24
1
Big Randy The Noodles
111 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 2-5-4-7-3.
12.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
117 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-3-4-5-6.
2.80
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
118 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-1-2-9-3.
2.68
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
112 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 16-11-13-11-10.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-8-7-12-4.
112.15
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
107 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-9-7-3-2.
49.00
1
The Unit Basement Heat
107 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-4-3-7-7.
18.78
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
110 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 14-12-2-5-5.
135.05
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
110 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-6-4-8-4.
51.62
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
122 starts, 30 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 8-1-1-7-1.
11.59
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
122 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-14-3-9-14.
105.52
4
Wide Load The Pucks
110 starts, 18 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 15-6-2-2-10.
23.28
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
109 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 11-14-16-12-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
104 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-16-11-6-10.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
111 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.2. Last five: 9-16-16-14-13.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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