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Derby · Season 5 · Round 45

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Damp Kevin finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:28.108 — 4 +3 1 10.9
2 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:31.442 +3.33 3 +1 5 10.6
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:33.317 +5.21 14 +11 30 11.9
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:34.442 +6.33 2 -2 5 10.6
5 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.133 +7.03 11 +6 26 12.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:35.800 +7.69 1 -5 4 10.8
7 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:36.458 +8.35 15 +8 19 11.4
8 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.600 +10.49 12 +4 32 11.3
9 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:38.925 +10.82 9 0 39 12.4
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:42.483 +14.38 10 0 37 12.9
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:46.600 +18.49 8 -3 13 10.8
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:47.942 +19.83 6 -6 11 10.6
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:48.358 +20.25 5 -8 6 10.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 12 10.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -2 19 11.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 12 11.4
3.967
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 7-7-3-2-1.
9.142
Yolk leaves something behind.
19.600
A new leader — Yolk. Career record: 2 wins from 170, average finish 5.8.
27.767
That is a long way off the ground.
32.333
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 16-2-14-1-4.
37.683
And it all goes wrong. Recent finishes: 2-6-5-7-12.
46.942
That has come off.
51.150
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
55.508
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-3.
1:00.992
There is nothing left of it.
1:10.050
Big Randy is coming through.
1:15.158
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:19.808
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:25.592
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:35.675
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:41.383
Oh, that is a big one.
1:47.883
That is a long way off the ground.
1:52.342
Up it goes.
1:56.842
Up it goes.
2:06.092
That is Second Sock taking Yolk with them.
2:11.158
Look at the state of it.
2:20.342
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:25.675
That has come off.
2:28.200
That is Squish taking Puck Yeah with them.
2:38.583
Up it goes.
2:44.925
Oh, that is a big one.
2:52.525
Pilot Light will not be back.
3:00.050
Big Randy is coming through.
3:02.167
One to go.
3:10.283
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:15.175
Up it goes.
3:25.108
Here comes Second Sock.
3:28.108
It is Second Sock!
3:32.858
Squish leaves something behind.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Yolk 25.217 Yolk 25.217
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 51.508 Stubbs 25.600
The Hairpin Clay Yolk 1:15.950 Gravy 23.484
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:43.350 The Coaster 24.000
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 2:08.283 The Coaster 24.316
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:35.725 Second Sock 25.758
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:02.167 Damp Kevin 25.766
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:28.108 Squish 25.175
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 18 1/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 23 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 1/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
116 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-15-5-1-5.
17.03
1
Big Randy The Noodles
113 starts, 6 wins, average finish 6.1. Last five: 11-3-2-5-4.
15.53
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
120 starts, 15 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 10-4-4-3-3.
4.97
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
119 starts, 15 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-4-1-2-9.
3.23
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
115 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 13-9-14-16-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
120 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-8-7-12-4.
217.62
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
101 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-14-13-16-16.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
109 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-10-6-9-7.
104.88
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
111 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-12-6-4-8.
55.73
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
112 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 4-11-9-14-5.
45.19
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
124 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-12-10-14-3.
41.08
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
106 starts, 27 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-1-1-4-7.
2.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
112 starts, 3 wins, average finish 12.4. Last five: 8-14-15-11-14.
219.30
3
The Coaster The Pucks
116 starts, 11 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 2-10-5-2-1.
27.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys
107 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.1. Last five: 12-15-11-13-16.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
113 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-16-9-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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