Floor · Season 4 · Round 15
The Balcony — Team Pack Race
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Squish wins at The Balcony
Squish took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Crooked Pete finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 31.475 | — | 16 | +15 | 0 | 2.1 |
| 2 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 29.467 | — | 2 | 0 | 0 | 16.6 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 28.883 | — | 11 | +8 | 0 | 19.2 |
| 4 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 17.433 | — | 5 | +1 | 0 | 19.0 |
| 5 | The Kidney | The Beans | 16.817 | — | 6 | +1 | 0 | 18.8 |
| 6 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 14.267 | — | 12 | +6 | 0 | 19.5 |
| 7 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 14.150 | — | 1 | -6 | 0 | 19.0 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 12.792 | — | 10 | +2 | 1 | 18.5 |
| 9 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 12.342 | — | 9 | 0 | 1 | 18.6 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 11.992 | — | 8 | -2 | 1 | 18.8 |
| 11 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 10.792 | — | 4 | -7 | 0 | 20.2 |
| 12 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10.592 | — | 7 | -5 | 0 | 19.4 |
| 13 | Slapper | The Pucks | 10.517 | — | 14 | +1 | 0 | 19.3 |
| 14 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 10.300 | — | 13 | -1 | 1 | 19.1 |
| 15 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 10.158 | — | 15 | 0 | 0 | 19.1 |
| 16 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9.517 | — | 3 | -13 | 0 | 20.1 |
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Here we go. Recent finishes: 12-3-3-16-5.
5.750
They will not want to see that again.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
9.517
Second Sock goes in.
9.700
Less of it every time you look.
10.917
Tender Greg goes in. Recent finishes: 6-3-5-4-6.
11.250
Another panel gone.
12.317
That is Wide Load finished. Recent finishes: 3-1-2-1-2.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
13.717
Slapper is gone. Recent finishes: 2-1-2-16-1.
14.283
And it all goes wrong.
15.117
Pilot Light is gone.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
16.517
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 6-5-10-7-6.
17.208
Oh dear.
17.917
The Unit goes in.
18.633
And it all goes wrong.
19.317
In goes Lil Nugget.
20.042
The floor is getting smaller.
20.717
In goes Thick Rick.
21.417
They will not want to see that again.
22.117
Big Randy goes in.
22.775
No idea what happened there.
23.517
In goes Chunk.
24.117
That is the sport, right there.
24.917
In goes The Kidney.
25.433
Look at the state of it.
26.317
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
26.733
There goes another one.
28.017
The floor is getting smaller.
28.883
That is Old Gristle finished.
29.275
They will not want to see that again.
30.283
Two left.
30.517
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Beans | 9 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 22 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Wet Socks | 27 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Pucks | 27 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent
Glass
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.
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