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Floor · Season 4 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Coaster wins at The Patio

The Coaster took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Butter Bean finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +12 0 0.8
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 6 +4 0 2.9
3 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +4 1 2.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 53.308 — 4 0 16 10.0
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 51.025 — 16 +11 0 11.3
6 Long John NOO The Noodles 48.983 — 2 -4 16 13.3
7 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 43.908 — 15 +8 1 14.7
8 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 43.325 — 5 -3 13 14.7
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 41.317 — 11 +2 6 15.0
10 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 37.242 — 9 -1 8 17.4
11 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 31.875 — 1 -10 3 19.2
12 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 30.917 — 10 -2 5 18.6
13 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 30.500 — 3 -10 5 18.7
14 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 29.383 — 8 -6 8 19.2
15 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 24.383 — 12 -3 9 19.4
16 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 14.667 — 14 -2 6 17.8
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 7-3-7-7-6.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
10.842
That is as close as it gets. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-1.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.667
In goes Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-3-1-2-1.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.492
Chunk is in trouble here.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.892
Chunk goes in.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.383
Pilot Light goes in. Recent finishes: 5-5-16-6-8.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.783
That is Tube Sock finished.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
32.183
In goes Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 4-4-3-3-7.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.583
That is Crooked Pete finished.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
That is the sport, right there.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.242
Thick Rick goes in.
37.350
Another panel gone.
38.383
Look at the state of it.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
41.317
Gravy goes in.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Another panel gone.
43.325
That is Refried Ron finished.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
Extraordinary scenes.
44.725
Tender Greg goes in.
45.275
You do not see that every day.
46.208
And it all goes wrong.
47.142
There goes another one.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.583
Long John is right on the edge.
48.967
There goes another one.
49.867
Absolute carnage.
49.983
That is Long John finished.
50.750
Oh dear.
51.383
Squish is gone.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.308
That is The Heel finished.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Absolute carnage.
1:08.208
The Coaster is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 10 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 12 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 17 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 17 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 2/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 24 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
67 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 16-9-14-9-6.
23.31
7
Long John The Noodles
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-4-3-14-13.
15.37
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
65 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-8-4-15-5.
10.10
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
76 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-9-14-11-15.
27.83
5
Refried Ron The Beans
88 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 3-15-2-6-11.
6.06
22
Butter Bean The Beans
70 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-13-8-1-15.
17.84
1
The Unit Basement Heat
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 7-15-5-3-12.
23.55
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
76 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-4-10-1-8.
22.55
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
80 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 15-2-1-1-16.
7.80
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
74 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-4-3-11-12.
15.36
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
72 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-13-5-2-10.
13.56
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-10-5-13-10.
25.96
3
The Coaster The Pucks
76 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-10-16-7-10.
13.68
4
Wide Load The Pucks
85 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 3-8-9-10-13.
14.75
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
82 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 4-5-9-12-8.
9.47
2
Squish The Soft Boys
75 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-12-4-12-9.
26.96

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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