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Floor · Season 4 · Round 23

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Big Randy wins at The Balcony

Big Randy took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Refried Ron finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 47.283 — 2 +1 0 12.5
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 47.250 — 5 +3 1 15.3
3 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 43.933 — 16 +13 0 16.3
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 16.733 — 13 +9 0 19.2
5 Slapper PCK The Pucks 15.117 — 14 +9 0 19.3
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 14.208 — 15 +9 1 19.6
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 12.383 — 6 -1 1 18.6
8 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 12.117 — 3 -5 1 18.6
9 Long John NOO The Noodles 10.858 — 1 -8 0 18.8
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 10.625 — 4 -6 0 19.4
11 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 10.475 — 10 -1 0 19.2
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 10.475 — 12 0 0 19.3
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.300 — 11 -2 0 19.2
14 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9.892 — 7 -7 0 18.7
15 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 9.300 — 9 -6 1 18.7
16 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 8.667 — 8 -8 2 18.0
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-7-4.
5.225
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 12-6-7-7-8.
6.500
Another panel gone.
8.117
Less of it every time you look.
8.667
Pilot Light is gone.
9.700
Absolute carnage.
10.067
Honey Mustard is gone.
11.250
Another panel gone.
11.467
In goes The Unit.
12.775
Less of it every time you look.
12.867
In goes Gravy.
14.267
Lil Nugget is gone.
14.283
Another panel gone.
15.667
Chunk is gone. Recent finishes: 4-3-1-2-1.
15.758
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.067
That is Second Sock finished.
17.208
That is the sport, right there.
18.467
Long John goes in. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-7-4.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
19.867
In goes The Heel.
20.042
There goes another one.
21.267
That is Sweaty Gerald finished. Recent finishes: 8-8-4-8-10.
21.417
Another panel gone.
22.667
Squish is gone.
22.775
The floor is getting smaller.
24.067
In goes Slapper.
24.117
The floor is getting smaller.
25.433
Less of it every time you look.
25.467
In goes Wide Load.
26.733
The floor is getting smaller.
28.017
There goes another one.
29.275
There goes another one.
30.517
Well, that was always going to happen.
31.742
Another panel gone.
32.950
Less of it every time you look.
34.142
Another panel gone.
35.108
Absolute carnage.
35.317
Oh dear.
36.483
The floor is getting smaller.
37.625
Less of it every time you look.
38.750
It is chaos out there.
39.867
The floor is getting smaller.
40.967
There goes another one.
42.058
Another panel gone.
43.133
You do not see that every day.
43.933
That is Tender Greg finished.
44.192
The floor is getting smaller.
45.242
Less of it every time you look.
45.333
Down to the last two.
46.275
Another panel gone.
47.250
Refried Ron goes in.
47.300
There goes another one.
48.308
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.650
In goes Big Randy.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Big Randy 37.625 Big Randy 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 9 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 9 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 10 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 25 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
71 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.9. Last five: 9-4-3-14-13.
15.60
1
Big Randy The Noodles
76 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-5-11-10-5.
9.12
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
81 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-8-6-5-6.
13.68
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
94 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 16-4-13-6-8.
21.27
5
Refried Ron The Beans
91 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-9-7-3-15.
9.52
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
74 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 4-11-11-14-14.
16.11
1
The Unit Basement Heat
75 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-9-6-7-15.
16.59
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
81 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 12-14-2-14-8.
24.74
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
74 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-4-3-11-12.
14.67
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
71 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 9-11-1-15-5.
8.94
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
75 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 4-13-9-16-13.
8.61
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
86 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 6-2-12-9-15.
19.40
4
Wide Load The Pucks
88 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-15-9-3-8.
20.19
8
Slapper The Pucks
78 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-13-5-7-12.
16.77
2
Squish The Soft Boys
78 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-16-10-11-12.
14.02
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
87 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-12-16-13-13.
19.95

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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