Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 4 · Round 31

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Second Sock wins at The Balcony

Second Sock took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Old Gristle finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 28.092 4 +3 1 3.3
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 26.083 12 +10 1 19.3
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 19.975 3 0 0 21.5
4 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 17.675 5 +1 0 19.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 16.875 11 +6 1 18.9
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 14.625 8 +2 0 18.6
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 14.317 9 +2 1 19.5
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 14.217 16 +8 1 19.6
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 13.208 7 -2 1 19.2
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 12.850 2 -8 0 17.2
11 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 12.217 15 +4 1 18.4
12 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 11.917 10 -2 1 18.4
13 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10.508 1 -12 0 19.4
14 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 10.458 13 -1 0 19.3
15 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 9.308 14 -1 0 18.8
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 8.867 6 -10 1 18.1
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 7-5-6-6-5.
5.350
Nowhere left for The Kidney to go.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.867
That is The Kidney finished. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-12-8.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
10.267
That is Puck Yeah finished.
11.250
That is the sport, right there.
11.667
Wide Load is gone.
12.775
Another panel gone.
13.067
Floppy Joe is gone.
14.283
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
14.467
Lil Nugget goes in. Recent finishes: 4-16-2-2-3.
15.758
Less of it every time you look.
15.867
Yolk is gone. Recent finishes: 3-15-7-2-4.
17.208
Less of it every time you look.
17.267
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 7-8-6-4-5.
18.633
Less of it every time you look.
18.667
Crawlspace goes in.
20.042
Look at the state of it.
20.067
Custard is gone.
21.417
There goes another one.
21.467
Stubbs goes in.
22.775
Look at the state of it.
22.867
The Unit goes in.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
24.267
The Lieutenant goes in.
25.433
And it all goes wrong.
25.667
That is Butter Bean finished.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
27.067
That is Tube Sock finished.
28.017
Another panel gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
99 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-4-2-16-10.
9.99
7
Long John The Noodles
75 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-2-8-6-9.
15.49
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
70 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-8-8-12-14.
16.14
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
98 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 10-6-15-5-16.
23.54
22
Butter Bean The Beans
81 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-9-6-1-4.
9.22
6
The Kidney The Beans
74 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-1-7-7-3.
8.73
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
86 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-1-14-16-12.
10.01
1
The Unit Basement Heat
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-12-4-7-11.
23.97
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-15-11-2.
13.17
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
75 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-10-7-1-9.
14.89
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
77 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-5-11-12-16.
36.92
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-9-6-7-3.
9.42
4
Wide Load The Pucks
92 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-4-8-16-14.
14.75
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
70 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-5-5-6-10.
14.52
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
77 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-14-15-6-7.
44.91
21
Custard The Soft Boys
76 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 14-14-8-4-4.
14.09

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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