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Floor · Season 4 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Crawlspace wins at The Patio

Crawlspace took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Yolk finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 56.583 — 8 +7 0 2.9
2 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 54.575 — 15 +13 16 9.7
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 53.308 — 4 +1 13 10.1
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 51.033 — 10 +6 0 11.4
5 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 50.175 — 7 +2 1 11.8
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 11 +5 13 12.0
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 46.592 — 6 -1 10 12.8
8 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 44.883 — 3 -5 0 14.4
9 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 43.908 — 1 -8 5 14.7
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 40.867 — 5 -5 5 15.1
11 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 37.250 — 13 +2 8 17.5
12 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 32.842 — 14 +2 7 19.2
13 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 30.508 — 12 -1 5 18.8
14 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 28.133 — 2 -12 11 18.6
15 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 24.533 — 16 +1 8 18.8
16 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 13.017 — 9 -7 4 19.3
0.000
And we are away. Recent finishes: 4-6-9-5-8.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.233
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 8-2-4-1-2.
10.467
There goes another one.
11.900
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
13.017
Stubbs goes in.
13.308
Less of it every time you look.
14.692
Less of it every time you look.
16.058
Another panel gone.
17.400
Less of it every time you look.
18.717
Another panel gone.
20.017
That is the sport, right there.
21.292
Well, that was always going to happen.
22.550
You do not see that every day.
23.467
Squish is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 3-10-7-14-4.
23.792
There goes another one.
24.867
Squish goes in.
25.008
The floor is getting smaller.
26.208
It is chaos out there.
27.400
The floor is getting smaller.
28.133
That is Crooked Pete finished.
28.567
The floor is getting smaller.
29.717
There goes another one.
30.508
Old Gristle goes in.
30.850
There goes another one.
31.967
Another panel gone.
32.842
In goes Puck Yeah.
33.075
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
34.167
Less of it every time you look.
35.242
The floor is getting smaller.
36.300
Less of it every time you look.
37.250
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-1-3.
37.350
Less of it every time you look.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
40.500
That is as close as it gets.
41.408
They will not want to see that again.
41.900
Butter Bean goes in.
42.392
No idea what happened there.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
43.908
Big Randy goes in. Recent finishes: 5-8-2-4-9.
44.325
Another panel gone.
45.275
They will not want to see that again.
45.308
Damp Kevin goes in.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.708
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
47.142
Less of it every time you look.
48.058
There goes another one.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.292
The Lieutenant is gone.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.692
In goes The Unit.
50.750
The floor is getting smaller.
51.625
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.092
In goes Lil Nugget.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
53.492
In goes Second Sock.
54.208
Another panel gone.
54.892
Two left.
56.292
That is Yolk finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
78 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-9-7-5-11.
10.95
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
78 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 3-16-11-13-11.
16.70
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
74 starts, 1 win, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-6-15-12-6.
29.84
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
99 starts, 3 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 5-10-6-15-5.
31.09
22
Butter Bean The Beans
81 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-9-6-1-4.
7.16
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-7-10-9-13.
24.90
1
The Unit Basement Heat
84 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 7-14-12-4-7.
23.08
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
86 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 3-1-14-16-12.
10.59
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
83 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-15-11-2.
12.89
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
76 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 1-11-10-7-1.
6.41
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
78 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 12-14-5-11-12.
33.58
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
80 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 1-9-6-7-3.
8.86
4
Wide Load The Pucks
93 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-4-4-8-16.
22.50
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
70 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-5-5-6-10.
10.87
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
77 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-14-15-6-7.
47.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
86 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-6-11-15-12.
13.97

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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