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Floor · Season 4 · Round 41

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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The Lieutenant wins at The Mezzanine

The Lieutenant took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Refried Ron finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 55.017 — 12 +11 0 2.5
2 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 53.008 — 5 +3 2 11.5
3 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 43.383 — 1 -2 0 17.8
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 40.225 — 4 0 0 16.4
5 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 37.800 — 14 +9 2 17.8
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 37.150 — 2 -4 1 19.1
7 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 32.025 — 7 0 1 18.7
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 30.667 — 15 +7 1 18.8
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 27.900 — 8 -1 3 18.7
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 27.158 — 10 0 1 18.3
11 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 24.592 — 9 -2 4 18.6
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 21.550 — 11 -1 3 18.9
13 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 20.425 — 16 +3 7 18.7
14 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 20.417 — 3 -11 6 18.2
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 18.608 — 6 -9 6 17.5
16 Slapper PCK The Pucks 14.217 — 13 -3 0 18.8
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 13-5-1-3-1.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
9.192
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-7-12-10-8.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.492
Slapper is right on the edge.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.892
That is Slapper finished. Recent finishes: 14-2-2-1-16.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
18.108
Extraordinary scenes.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.508
Butter Bean goes in.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.908
The Heel goes in.
20.917
Another panel gone.
22.275
Another panel gone.
22.308
In goes Squish.
23.617
There goes another one.
23.708
Old Gristle goes in. Recent finishes: 3-5-3-11-3.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
25.108
In goes Thick Rick.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.158
Stubbs goes in.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
28.558
In goes Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 16-13-3-7-6.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.667
In goes Custard.
31.242
The floor is getting smaller.
32.067
Radiator goes in.
32.450
That is the sport, right there.
33.642
Less of it every time you look.
34.817
There goes another one.
35.983
There goes another one.
36.050
You do not see that every day.
37.125
Absolute carnage.
37.450
In goes Crooked Pete.
38.250
The floor is getting smaller.
38.850
That is Puck Yeah finished.
39.367
Less of it every time you look.
40.250
Second Sock goes in.
40.467
There goes another one.
41.558
Look at the state of it.
42.633
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
43.383
In goes Floppy Joe.
43.692
Another panel gone.
44.742
Another panel gone.
44.783
One panel each.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.808
The floor is getting smaller.
49.792
There goes another one.
50.775
And it all goes wrong.
51.733
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.692
There goes another one.
53.008
Refried Ron is gone.
53.642
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
54.575
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.017
The Lieutenant takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Floppy Joe 37.125 Floppy Joe 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Lieutenant 53.642 The Lieutenant 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 13 2/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 21 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
104 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 13-11-12-15-16.
20.22
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
80 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-14-3-16-11.
16.72
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
90 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-8-15-7-13.
37.13
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
106 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 1-3-1-16-4.
9.47
5
Refried Ron The Beans
100 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-12-10-4-2.
10.82
22
Butter Bean The Beans
83 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-4-10-9-6.
8.32
4
Radiator Basement Heat
81 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 5-8-10-12-6.
11.64
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
87 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 2-16-8-9-16.
29.54
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
94 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 16-11-5-1-6.
13.82
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
90 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-16-7-12-16.
22.08
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
84 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 13-2-4-5-1.
9.92
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
86 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-6-5-4-10.
7.48
8
Slapper The Pucks
88 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-5-8-5-13.
16.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
78 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-12-15-2-9.
26.33
21
Custard The Soft Boys
79 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 8-1-15-14-14.
12.05
2
Squish The Soft Boys
93 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-15-10-5-13.
29.74

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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