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Floor · Season 4 · Round 7

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Floppy Joe wins at The Balcony

Floppy Joe took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Tube Sock finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 45.275 — 1 0 1 3.4
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.267 — 3 +1 0 16.2
3 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 38.192 — 6 +3 0 18.2
4 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 18.825 — 8 +4 0 18.6
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 14.717 — 12 +7 0 19.0
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 14.275 — 14 +8 0 19.5
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 13.600 — 9 +2 0 18.8
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 12.892 — 4 -4 0 18.6
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 12.308 — 7 -2 1 18.3
10 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 11.400 — 13 +3 0 19.3
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 10.483 — 15 +4 1 19.2
12 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 10.392 — 16 +4 0 19.7
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 9.592 — 5 -8 0 18.6
14 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 9.550 — 11 -3 0 18.9
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8.767 — 10 -5 1 18.7
16 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8.425 — 2 -14 2 17.6
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-5-5.
5.200
Oh dear. Recent finishes: 7-11-6-14-7.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.425
Crooked Pete is gone. Recent finishes: 7-11-6-14-7.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.825
Thick Rick is gone.
11.225
That is Chunk finished.
11.250
There goes another one.
12.625
In goes Butter Bean. Recent finishes: 4-2-6-5-8.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
14.025
Custard is gone. Recent finishes: 6-3-4-5-1.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.425
Squish is gone.
15.758
The floor is getting smaller.
16.825
The Coaster goes in.
17.208
The floor is getting smaller.
18.225
Radiator goes in.
18.633
The floor is getting smaller.
19.625
Second Sock goes in.
20.042
Another panel gone.
21.025
In goes Stubbs.
21.417
There goes another one.
22.425
Puck Yeah is gone.
22.775
Less of it every time you look.
23.825
The Lieutenant is gone.
24.117
Less of it every time you look.
25.225
That is Pilot Light finished.
25.433
The floor is getting smaller.
26.733
Less of it every time you look.
28.017
No idea what happened there.
29.275
Another panel gone.
30.517
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
31.742
And it all goes wrong.
32.950
The floor is getting smaller.
34.142
No idea what happened there.
35.108
Not long left for anybody.
35.317
There goes another one.
36.483
Less of it every time you look.
37.625
The floor is getting smaller.
38.192
Refried Ron is gone.
38.750
There goes another one.
39.592
Two left.
39.867
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
40.967
Well, that was always going to happen.
42.058
You do not see that every day.
43.133
Less of it every time you look.
43.267
In goes Tube Sock.
44.192
Less of it every time you look.
45.242
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
45.275
Floppy Joe is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Floppy Joe 37.625 Floppy Joe 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 19 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 22 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 23 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
85 starts, 4 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 13-11-9-2-14.
16.84
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
60 starts, 4 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 16-9-2-7-2.
16.55
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
59 starts, 2 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-11-12-15-16.
23.28
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
82 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 8-4-15-11-2.
13.79
22
Butter Bean The Beans
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 15-15-16-5-10.
43.66
5
Refried Ron The Beans
82 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-3-5-2-4.
6.09
4
Radiator Basement Heat
66 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 10-13-1-10-10.
16.72
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
68 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-1-7-15-2.
19.87
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
73 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-3-10-5.
9.17
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
77 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 1-16-16-6-16.
16.77
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
75 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-5-13-8-6.
14.76
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
70 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 15-15-13-15-13.
63.71
3
The Coaster The Pucks
70 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 12-1-7-6-10.
12.52
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
63 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-12-7-10-8.
22.36
2
Squish The Soft Boys
71 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-10-12-16-10.
25.06
21
Custard The Soft Boys
65 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-2-2-6-14.
5.24

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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