Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 17

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Pilot Light finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:29.984 10 +9 10 12.3
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 2:41.322 +11.34 11 +9 14 12.3
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 2:42.011 +12.03 3 0 9 12.3
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:46.572 +16.59 16 +12 10 10.4
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 2:49.989 +20.01 7 +2 15 12.2
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:14.611 +44.63 2 -4 5 9.9
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 3:16.039 +46.06 13 +6 6 12.4
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:22.744 +52.76 9 +1 2 25.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:33.078 +63.09 12 +3 5 22.4
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.261 +63.28 8 -2 2 21.7
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 3:41.427 +71.44 1 -10 4 23.3
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 3:42.516 +72.53 6 -6 5 12.7
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 3:43.733 +73.75 4 -9 8 17.1
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 3:52.461 +82.48 5 -9 4 19.8
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 4:14.178 +104.19 15 0 12 13.4
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 4:22.078 +112.09 14 -2 7 10.9
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 10.6 contacts an event coming in.
5.833
The Coaster has the lead. Career record: 83 wins from 180, average finish 3.2.
9.856
Up goes The Heel. Recent finishes: 8-8-6-7-9.
13.322
That is Squish gone.
16.767
Long John takes a knock. Averaging 9.4 contacts an event coming in.
20.572
That is not going to help. That is 44 non-finishes in 184 career starts.
27.700
Oh dear.
30.506
Refried Ron is going to win this.
31.539
Long John gets air.
34.939
Tube Sock takes it.
40.172
Pilot Light takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.561 Refried Ron 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 4.483 The Coaster 2.534
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 5.722 The Coaster 1.244
Smooth Descent Soft fabric The Coaster 7.544 The Lieutenant 1.733
The Drops Metal The Coaster 8.872 The Lieutenant 1.256
Peg Field Metal The Coaster 10.411 Thick Rick 1.434
The Pinball Table Metal Refried Ron 12.883 The Coaster 0.450
Collision Funnel Metal Refried Ron 22.394 Refried Ron 9.511
Smooth Descent Metal Refried Ron 24.656 Refried Ron 2.262
Barrier Run Soft fabric Refried Ron 26.311 Refried Ron 1.655
Sweeping Curve Hard Refried Ron 28.672 Pilot Light 2.344
Bounce Pads Metal Refried Ron 30.222 Refried Ron 1.550
Laundry Chute Metal Refried Ron 32.461 Refried Ron 2.239
Narrow Pipe Carpet Refried Ron 33.506 Refried Ron 1.045
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 0/2 7
3 HEA Basement Heat 15 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
179 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-6-5-8-6.
38.97
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
175 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-6-8-8.
37.90
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
169 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-10-7-6-7.
26.76
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 5-8-6-7-3.
21.82
6
The Kidney The Beans
176 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 8-2-6-5-4.
18.75
5
Refried Ron The Beans
165 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-12-3-2-5.
38.79
1
The Unit Basement Heat
173 starts, 3 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 7-7-8-6-15.
26.44
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
165 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 7-6-8-12-6.
36.55
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
166 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-15-12-4-2.
28.12
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
176 starts, 11 wins, average finish 4.7. Last five: 2-2-4-1-2.
6.60
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
153 starts, 39 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-1-1-16-2.
9.29
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
170 starts, 47 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-1-4-1.
5.35
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
172 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-15-5-4-1.
5.58
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
159 starts, 65 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-5-7-4-3.
8.89
2
Squish The Soft Boys
173 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 4-4-3-8-4.
31.37
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
156 starts, 0 wins, average finish 5.8. Last five: 4-3-3-3-7.
18.16

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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