· Season 7 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 2:36.289 | — | 1 | 0 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 2 | Slapper | The Pucks | 2:44.278 | +7.99 | 11 | +9 | 8 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 2:50.317 | +14.03 | 12 | +9 | 10 | 10.3 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 2:53.872 | +17.58 | 13 | +9 | 9 | 9.7 |
| 5 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 2:58.339 | +22.05 | 3 | -2 | 8 | 8.8 |
| 6 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 2:58.377 | +22.09 | 4 | -2 | 10 | 8.8 |
| 7 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 2:58.850 | +22.56 | 10 | +3 | 9 | 10.4 |
| 8 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 2:59.701 | +23.41 | 2 | -6 | 13 | 8.2 |
| 9 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:00.311 | +24.02 | 6 | -3 | 10 | 8.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 3:01.694 | +25.41 | 16 | +6 | 10 | 9.9 |
| 11 | Radiator | Basement Heat | 3:01.960 | +25.67 | 14 | +3 | 14 | 8.3 |
| 12 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:04.483 | +28.19 | 9 | -3 | 9 | 8.5 |
| 13 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:08.095 | +31.81 | 7 | -6 | 17 | 8.7 |
| 14 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:08.733 | +32.44 | 5 | -9 | 9 | 8.9 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 3:12.333 | +36.04 | 8 | -7 | 17 | 8.8 |
| 16 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:23.506 | +47.22 | 15 | -1 | 11 | 8.8 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.933
Thick Rick goes to the front. Career record: 12 wins from 160, average finish 5.5.
8.033
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-13-3-2-1.
13.317
Slapper is airborne.
16.733
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-6-3.
20.522
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
24.033
The Coaster is picking them off.
27.511
Right into it goes Slapper.
30.800
The Lieutenant has it.
32.033
Refried Ron is coming through.
35.433
The Coaster takes it.
40.033
Honey Mustard is coming through.
46.033
That is the sport, right there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Long John | 1.594 | Radiator 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Thick Rick | 3.933 | Thick Rick 2.355 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Thick Rick | 4.839 | Thick Rick 0.906 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 15.044 | Slapper 2.177 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Slapper | 16.322 | Slapper 1.278 |
| The Spiral | Soft fabric | Slapper | 17.661 | Slapper 1.339 |
| Laundry Chute | Carpet | Slapper | 20.628 | Refried Ron 2.505 |
| Rotating Drum | Smooth | Slapper | 23.233 | Damp Kevin 2.583 |
| Narrow Pipe | Carpet | Slapper | 25.656 | The Lieutenant 2.178 |
| The Drops | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 28.561 | The Lieutenant 1.811 |
| Stairwell | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 30.539 | Old Gristle 1.912 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Lieutenant | 32.956 | The Lieutenant 2.417 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 33.800 | The Lieutenant 0.844 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Wet Socks | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Soft Boys | 17 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 30 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-6-5-6.
27.87
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
165 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-7-1-4-16.
11.06
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
164 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-2-1-1.
6.22
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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