Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 7 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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The Coaster wins at Nan's Landing

The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Slapper finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:36.289 1 0 10 9.9
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:44.278 +7.99 11 +9 8 10.6
3 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 2:50.317 +14.03 12 +9 10 10.3
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 2:53.872 +17.58 13 +9 9 9.7
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 2:58.339 +22.05 3 -2 8 8.8
6 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 2:58.377 +22.09 4 -2 10 8.8
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 2:58.850 +22.56 10 +3 9 10.4
8 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 2:59.701 +23.41 2 -6 13 8.2
9 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:00.311 +24.02 6 -3 10 8.5
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 3:01.694 +25.41 16 +6 10 9.9
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:01.960 +25.67 14 +3 14 8.3
12 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:04.483 +28.19 9 -3 9 8.5
13 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:08.095 +31.81 7 -6 17 8.7
14 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:08.733 +32.44 5 -9 9 8.9
15 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:12.333 +36.04 8 -7 17 8.8
16 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:23.506 +47.22 15 -1 11 8.8
0.017
Absolute carnage.
3.933
Thick Rick goes to the front. Career record: 12 wins from 160, average finish 5.5.
8.033
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-13-3-2-1.
13.317
Slapper is airborne.
16.733
And Thick Rick takes flight. Recent finishes: 4-2-3-6-3.
20.522
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
24.033
The Coaster is picking them off.
27.511
Right into it goes Slapper.
30.800
The Lieutenant has it.
32.033
Refried Ron is coming through.
35.433
The Coaster takes it.
40.033
Honey Mustard is coming through.
46.033
That is the sport, right there.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Long John 1.594 Radiator 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Thick Rick 3.933 Thick Rick 2.355
Sweeping Curve Metal Thick Rick 4.839 Thick Rick 0.906
Smooth Descent Hard Slapper 15.044 Slapper 2.177
The Drops Carpet Slapper 16.322 Slapper 1.278
The Spiral Soft fabric Slapper 17.661 Slapper 1.339
Laundry Chute Carpet Slapper 20.628 Refried Ron 2.505
Rotating Drum Smooth Slapper 23.233 Damp Kevin 2.583
Narrow Pipe Carpet Slapper 25.656 The Lieutenant 2.178
The Drops Smooth The Lieutenant 28.561 The Lieutenant 1.811
Stairwell Smooth The Lieutenant 30.539 Old Gristle 1.912
Carpet Flat Carpet The Lieutenant 32.956 The Lieutenant 2.417
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 33.800 The Lieutenant 0.844
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 10 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 14 1/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 30 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
173 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 11-7-8-6-4.
77.20
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
168 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 8-4-6-5-6.
27.87
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
160 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 6-7-4-6-5.
27.06
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
163 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 9-7-6-5-4.
40.92
5
Refried Ron The Beans
158 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-11-8-8-8.
75.62
22
Butter Bean The Beans
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.7. Last five: 14-5-8-8-8.
43.97
4
Radiator Basement Heat
159 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-6-8-5-7.
46.53
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
163 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 4-6-9-5-8.
46.91
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
159 starts, 13 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 4-2-11-3-2.
8.41
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
160 starts, 12 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-2-3-6-3.
23.36
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol · HOME
165 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-7-1-4-16.
11.06
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
164 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 7-3-2-1-1.
6.22
3
The Coaster The Pucks
166 starts, 77 wins, average finish 3.2. Last five: 1-1-3-2-2.
3.42
8
Slapper The Pucks
161 starts, 75 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-13-3-2-1.
6.27
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
163 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.9. Last five: 3-10-7-14-4.
35.49
21
Custard The Soft Boys · HOME
164 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 2-5-3-7-4.
17.24

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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